lockarm

2105 pts ยท September 8, 2011


If you aren't a part of the solution, you're a part of the precipitate.

So let's put them in cages. Fucking humans...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looks more like Kerbal Bridge Program.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

We have to put an end to these afternoon football games.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

TellMyWiFiLoveHer

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I will make your intrails your extrails...

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Check out Issac Arthur on YouTube. A physicist who sciences the shit out of science fiction.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Ah, you button-hooked me!"

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nice to see that the AI is working perfectly.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just put my dog down, too. Amazed at how hard it was, considering there are humans I would gladly murder without a tear...

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

What a time to be alive.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Kudos, buddy. I do it too as a chemistry teacher. No correlation between homework and achievement, I'd rather they did it in my presence...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So did they.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fuck D&D. Upvote Pathfinder.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Easy. Breezy. Beautiful. Clevergirl.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"Just make it nice and neat."

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Run! Those scientists ASSHOLES are at it again!" - fire ant probably

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Dream on!..."

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"It's like all those buttons on a calculator that you never press!"

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You've been flying around for two weeks trying to get a signal?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No, wait, you can get a good look at a butcher's ass if his head...no, wait...

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My son reacted this way when he saw Jurassic Park in 3D. I was so envious that he was experiencing that movie for the first time.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Before you know it, your R2 unit is missing from the workshop and your family is burned up. I've seen it a hundred times.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I can bulls-eye a womp rat and slap a guarantee on it if you want, I've got spare time.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

John Candy wasn't in Home Alone. :0)

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 7

Just sai "oh shit..."

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They're cleaner than most of my pants.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"And that, your Honor, is why I killed her."

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My niece is a 9/11 baby (2014). It turns out that nobody gives a shit that it happens to be THAT day. You're all set. OP.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The first Amendment actually protects FIVE separate freedoms, and most people can only name speech.

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