logantus

12235 pts ยท April 4, 2015


I pulled out for years and was fine...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

lol everything on your story was crazy similar. Like just got back into working out, walk around naked, gf and tattoo. Weird.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Wait what the fuck? Where do you live? I think this is me...

9 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

Did you just use "hella"? It's 2017 nigga

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are you okay?

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

That smile at the end is perfect. That guy has arrived.

9 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 5

Legit question: is this easier than it looks or do you just have very strong hands?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wasn't the best... delivery

9 years ago | Likes 55 Dislikes 6

That's cool, I don't give a fuck what you feel.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

To be fair if someone was posting pictures of my dog all over Imgur and saying they were the owner I'd be upset.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He said the dogs were his and the Instagram was his. Multiple times.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

There's dozens of us!

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That's to lose water weight which gives muscles a harder, leaner look. Often times when you're dehydrated the veins look much smaller.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Actually the exact opposite

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And do yoga and time travel

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ok, that was legit.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My asshole isn't sensitive enough to know when it's dry or not. Sometimes I think I'm good and I'm decieved

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's a spiritual, non-religious program. They speak directly about this in the big book, seriously reading a little of it will clear confusi

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't think you understand what you're talking about sir.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're an idiot. How would they know when to stop wiping...

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Dude... I thought my chick was pretty crazy. Got a text and she came after me with a knife. Get outta that situation while you can.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Finley? Wtf? I meant dunkey. Like video game dunkey? YouTube guy?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

He was talking about the first one but I'll upvote for Finley reference

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 8

This and its sequel are like my favorite gifs

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Let's bring this to the front page 6 months later

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's what I'm wondering, it's pure gold!

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Shouldn't the front be slanted or something? To plow the snow I guess?

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Not true. I my problem is I don't eat enough and exercise too much. Different body types- that's all

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Doesn't do much for your calves. Source: competitive swimmer for 10 years

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Commenting so I can become more cultured in my boring, mundane life

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0