lopsidedqueen

3518 pts ยท February 13, 2021


My heart has be broken so many times it must be made of lego

But all the world leaders would denounce genocide right? Trudeau is going to condemn isreal for deliberately targeting civilians, right?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

60% of them are bad at math but the other half will never understand fractions

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Looks like a porn screenshot with a couple of dicks photoshopped out

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 4

This doesnt work tho... ask any plumber

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You are so rigjt! When we give him a bath, he looks scrawny

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I dont know, I just took a dump and it looked just like this

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Bugs bunny taught me it was an acceptable course of action when antagoniz bullies

3 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

And in these movies, there's typically several cameras on them

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Imagine shitting, but shooting blanks

3 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 3

It puts the lotion on the skin or else it gets the spray bottle agin

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yuuuuuup yup yup yup yup

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nope! Genies cant kill, its rule number 2. Did you even watch Aladdin?

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

They kinda look like running threads to me. If its to hold gas or liquid, gonna need tapered threads

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Im guessing 'affordabke' means >2k a momth.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Doubt it, god is a bit of a dick

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sign likely says, 'watch for crocodiles' because that looks like a croc. Tho gators and crocs are present in the us

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I had a perforated stomache ulcer, lapriscopic surgical repair, 4 weeks in recovery, (3 a private room) maybe spent $60?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He also mocked George Floyds 'I cant breqthe'

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Aw...

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Or you could, you know, NOT encourage your kids to be douchebags

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 15

Why bother trying origional when you can just recycle, remake or rehash the same shit the morons are simping

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

#15 it takes 3 to rape an ostritch. Tho if consenting im sure an ostrich can take 3 men

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm pretty sure this one was a dude with a filter

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But why a spoon?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is that the kokanee mascot?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Someone has a coke problem

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I used to race as a kid. Swim meets and team practices all req'd lifeguards present. Many coaches and officials are trained/certified as wel

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0