lostorta

12 pts ยท November 19, 2013


Momma told you what happens when you put meat in front of the dog.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

((seduction))

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Houston Texas

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

the fish though....

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Rembrandt's "The Night Watch," is now available with DLC.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

President Camacho is all about fiscal responsibility.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Whatever, you know she needed to change them drawers after gazi9ng upon both of those majestic creatures.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

this joke is playing tricks on me

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

PC master race!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I once gave a damn

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Pft, awesome Templar and protector of the faith that is.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not his fault she could not hold a nickel between her knees.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nothing more American than bulk meats in bulk

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

All of us proletarians should strive to be like the Czar of Kek

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why not Los_Torta ?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I believe the cat's name is Rosie, she was orphaned, and was raised by a Husky named Lilo, so she thinks she is a dog.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is called avoidant personality disorder, it is a debilitating psychological condition. Seek professional help.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

I got spirit, yes I do

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bob Avakian is the grim reaper?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Latino" is an ethnicity, not a race. Anyone of any race can be "Latin."

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you are not into degrees, be an HVAC technician or an electrician, always in need, always well paid.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

is she hot?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

you know what would be even better? No shirt, or at least it would be much cooler.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Miss, that wire is very dangerous, may I help you with its removal?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Taco Bell is not Mexican cuisine at all, it is actually closer to Cal-Mex and even then, it has been made to fit American preferences

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0