when I pay attention to my phone more than her

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I didn't know @sarah was in The Simpsons!

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Textbook time

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They said dogs follow you everywhere...

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#1 on the list of things people get offended by over nothing

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No babies were harmed in the posting of this

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Just another empty shelf at Walmart

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Another week, another thing people get easily offended by

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Police in Romania not only fight crime, they transport your cabbage

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