mabelbs

729 pts ยท September 16, 2014


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I'm 22 and I bought a run-down mobile home in a nice park for $20k, fixed it, and now it's at $45k which is for a future mortgage :)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My dad told me spiders liked to make homes in unmade beds to get me to make mine. I believe it until I was 18. My boyfriend peed laughing.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

did anybody else this was a painting of Mellie Grant from Scandal? no, just me? fuck.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

found a TBC friend

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

OMG IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WITH "THE CHAIR"

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

the issue isn't that the youtube video was 45 minutes long, it's that the person who took it was 29 minutes in.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

remember, better to have a loyal and kind 7 than a cold-hearted slimy 10

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

done done and done

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Drew Barrymore's character from "Ever After" as shown above

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

this is probably my boyfriend, dammit.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

as a future teacher I am scared to mark.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm heading there today all the way from Northern Canada. Can't wait :)

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

he's putting the "rave" in "graveyard"

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

my oblivion has disappointed me.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

it's part of the episode this gif is from..... obviously you haven't seen it.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

this is the best episode too!

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

pizza pizza in my tummy, me so hungy me so hungy!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

did.... did you just cut its head off?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

this is true

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Odd and Even live in Hell, pay $10 for a gallon of gas, and attend University for free while eatings tacos. Cool

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

well damn that's a pretty good deal

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

we had a policy where without a receipt you still get lowest sale price of that item. didn't even have to be ours. sooo awful

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yep. And unfortunately my work had a policy where without a receipt we give you the lowest sale price that item has had. SUCKED

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

best acting I've ever seen

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

we used to do this all the time at my job. this one cracked-out lady would come in at 8:55 every wednesday with 100 returns. no receipts.

11 years ago | Likes 106 Dislikes 3

when a shade of grey makes front page and doesn't involve BDSM....

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"mayonnaise"

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If I had a jello shot for overtime I saw this post... I'd be drunk

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

won't be so funny if you're the one getting murdered

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We talked about this a lot in our women's studies class! Such an important topic.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0