My dishwasher has 99 Problems but a dish ain't one
They need this everywhere!
Forget the foot long, try the 3 foot long...
My reaction when I saw a job posting for Google Canada...
OP, Now for Sale at Ikea
When people panic...
Came into work this morning and saw this...
This Strange Urinal...
I forgot to introduce myself. My name is John Kimble... [racks shotgun]. Detective John Kimble: And I love my car!
I've seen some shit man...
Someone loves the new Spotify Colour
Too Much Coffee...
Apparently this is a Sloppy Joe...
When I have something to say then the subject changes...
When looking for school assistance as a white male with no disabilities or other stuff
That's what my last girlfriend said...
Individually bagged nuts. #Subaru
How to download the internet...
Good luck finding your mail...
Happens more often than you think...
Yes, a "Creeper"