macsyourguy

13731 pts ยท November 18, 2015


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It's like grabbing something with mains power and it making your muscles seize up so you can't let go

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm working a job I love and just got a raise and a promotion so pretty good! Also the nerd and I have been living together for 3 years now

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lmao got me

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

it's insane that you still think you're on the side of humanity after having eyes and ears for the past 4 years. trumpies are subhuman.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

514,000 dead and trump needig to be beaten into lifting a finger but yeah worked like a charm thanks righties

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Yeah, the reasonable adults pulled it off despite the massive opposition to progress from the right lol

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

HA! I NEVER FORGOT, FUCKO! I KNEW IT! How's it feel to have destroyed your country you absolute dickhead

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Glad you like it!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This post is 3 years old but I saw this comment for the first time today and just wanted to let you know this is fuckin funny

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"stop acknowledging the things I like are bad"

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I know this is super old, I just wanna say this was my favorite comment on my post

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I do kinda wish he had gotten hit, but this was fucking badass and it was cool of him not to escalate the situation after catching the punch

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I wanna splap it

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just so everyone knows they're called "hand boilers", or "hand bubblers"

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Suuupeerrrrmaaaaannnn.....

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Your jaw looks really good

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My mom used to give me this look when I acted up in public

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ah, yes. 2016. (I have no idea what I'm looking at)

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Small friend with a big heart

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No beans, SHAKIRA SHAKIRA

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Finally, a weapon to surpass metal Gear

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Me @ my dog

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, apparently this guy can't at least

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

If donkeys were dwarves, these guys would be elves

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Canadians: we don't know where people got the "friendly" idea from, some of us are assholes

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I'm antivax because I've been saying we need a new plague for years, but I never thought to just recycle the old ones. More economic.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

-43

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

With the windchill it was around -52c

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Stay strong brother, we'll get through this together

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0