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8473 pts ยท September 17, 2013


Yay ducks!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He only has 2 money after paying for the damage.

12 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Nope, they will get overtime, the construction company will sue the driver for the damage, everyone wins!

12 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

What about straight guys who talk with a very feminine voice?

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 5

Wrong. I love seeing a cute lil butch getting ploughed hard with a strapon.

12 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

Parents can't afford a real plane, so gave him a fake cardboard plane, then they get a friends with a van to destroy it to hide the evidence

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

L

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Are you saying his comment is shit?

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

So, does the same logic apply to building bombs?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do not repost. *reposts*

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

This super buff woman can lift as much weight as this average guy, therefore all women are as strong as any men. Logic win!

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

What do you expect? "Oh hey, what do we have in common, we both like looking at a load of random bullshit. Hooray, now what?"

12 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 1

Yea, except the ones who need it the most won't fit in the lil belt thing.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I've heard that on before. When Google bought up Youtube.

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Let me correct that, they will milk everyone who uses it like a cash cow.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Money. They will milk that fucker like a cash cow.

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Made by Zucker, bought by a sucker.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Cos he's a PHONEY! A BIG FAT PHONEY!!!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think it's because they believe genetics to be some kind of evil demigod against who's evil curse of fatness they are powerless.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What next? Will you bash the skull of a rat and just gnaw on it's raw flesh?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Brachiosaurus means 'arm lizard', brontosaurus means 'thunder lizard' I think we know which is the cool one. Anyway, that's so a Diplodocus.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Immaculate would also refer to all aspects not just neatness. A place could be neat, but filthy.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

An over-abundance of superfluous loquaciousness dispersed sporadically with inadequate discretion is the progenitor of this predicament.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Scalding does not mean hot, it refers specifically to burns caused by hot fluids. You can be scalded by water or steam, but not by a brick.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Instead put 'as a motherfucker' on the end. The man was tired as a motherfucker, don't say sad, use sad as a motherfucker.

12 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

He quickly puts on some glasses, oh, superman had to go, passed him in the corridor as I came in.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's also ok to just realise you are wrong based on a re-evaluation of the same information you had all along.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'll tell you what can be done about that, they can get bigger fucking trucks.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Those were just practice comments, I was building up to this one all along.

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