malgor24

20705 pts · October 7, 2017


All Hail Devastatorâ„¢ Lord of Destructions! Protector of... well... nothing.

10 hours ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I remember roller-dancing to these

1 day ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Well, it's Saturday, which is date night, so I'd like to splurge and have the chicken AND shrimp.

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

KfD is a pretty good person, but Bestie.... Bestie spoke to my very soul.

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We have 2(?) feet. And there's only one way we humans clean our feet, we slather on a little peanut butter, and let the stupid dog lick it off, why?

1 day ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Stephanie changed color!

1 day ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Nurse Joy had her work cut out for her.

1 day ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Of course you are. THAT'S your job.

1 day ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Ye.... I mean no, Look i even have those opposum thumbs you hu... WE humans are so proud of.

1 day ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I like running up to the door, and then laying down, and waiting to be lifted on a palanquin (or just by my peasant's hands) and carried to the dining experience.

1 day ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Is this Schrodinger's cat's door?

1 day ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The door MUST be open and closed at the same time? How is that difficult?

1 day ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Fried CHICKEN?!? I mean, it's it's .... (drooling) It's OK, I can take it or leave it.

1 day ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Of course not! That's absurd! Cats can't type, and if people figured out we could they'd try to put us to work! I mean "Meow?"

1 day ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

"And now I want to be inside. And then I want to be outside. And then I want to be inside. And then ..."

1 day ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Sorry?

2 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

I'm 56, so I was a kid and teen through the 80's

2 days ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Most of us aren't confused.

2 days ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 4

I'm half way through... please tell me she prepares an elaborate meal, and then baps it all off the table.

2 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I regard Beau

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sic em Shihiro!

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Gondor calls for aid!

2 days ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

Wow, it's like the three of those languages have a common ancestor. And remember that English isn't *a* language, it's what you get when a bunch of Norse learn Latin to yell at Germans.

2 days ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

We need a "Marked Immature" tag

2 days ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

"It ain't broke, it just lacks duct tape"

2 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I worked in post offices for over 20 years, and I laugh whenever someone says "The USPS lost x$'s last year" I repond with something like "How much did the military make last year, or the Fire Dept, or the FBI?" The post office is a *service*, that's what the second S in USPS stands for.

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Our" backpack, but you may have the privilege of carrying it, peon.

2 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The only thing I'm judging is the fact you left your boots OUTside the tent? Do you want snakes? Cause that's how you get snakes.

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He was originally Frederick, but ever since his surgery he wants to be called Fred.

3 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ahhhh, you're evil. I LIKE you!

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0