manyslayer

22976 pts ยท August 22, 2020


You're in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down and you see a tortoise, futhor, it's crawling towards you.

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You can lead a horse to water, but you gotta be pretty strong to drown the sucker.

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Their eyes only open when they are the ones being affected.

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Because you having to go to their Nazi site to verify when the tweet was from drives engagement.

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Its designed for young kids to help teach counting. With little plastic cherries the perfect size for swallowing.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

hiho lingonberry is hi ho cherry-o

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Most days I'd settle for a mind.

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My wife grew up in a very red area. She never learned about these things in high school. She didn't know about the internment camps for the Japanese during world war 1 and one of the camps was 2 towns over.

3 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Or are now married. Depends on the day of the week.

3 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

As a programmer, I felt this one in my soul.

3 weeks ago | Likes 89 Dislikes 0

The call has been heard.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

O
K

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I had the "good" fortune to have afib during covid. My hospital room was a converted storage room with 4 beds crammed in and my emergency call bell was one of the little smack the top to make it ding metal bells because that's what they had available.

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we'reNotGoingToMakeIt.gif

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Despite?

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Did it for 10 years and got paid more than day or afternoon shifts. There was a differential on the hourly based on shift.

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She has a series of "Googling on gummies" that can be very funny.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

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@bigmerla on youtube. Check her others.

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But it's our tax money that will go to the bail out.

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AlwaysHasBeen.gif

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Right now we work hybrid (2 days - 3 days home). Starting next month we are back in for 4 and that was the compromise. I write code for a living. I do not need to be there to do that.

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Whenever I get called something like that I just take it as evidence that I'm doing something right.

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Someone call me?

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Also, the ankles are way too thick.

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My brother and I had a no-noisy-toy truce.

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Don't give them ideas.

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