Meanwhile in Texas . . .
The Matadorian
Smooth
Nissan de Los Muetros
Not sure I would classify it as art, but I draw on my kid's lunch bag everyday.
Secret Santa comes through!
I found these old cassettes from read along books I had as a kid.
A group of ravens is called a "murder"
Their battle will be legendary!
Come inside? No, I don't think I will.
Imgur on July 29th is a minefield. Take a break and enjoy a Marvel Babies comic.
42 is questioning his life choices
If you have information about any of the terrorists that stormed the U.S. Capitol Building, the FBI wants to hear from you.
When I'm the 666th upvote @turbolibros
Do you have the guts to upvote unpaid child labor?
Does July 29th bring a tear to your eye? Here's a tissue.
Bolivian Marching Powder
Hopefully my 11th helps anyone preparing to interview for a job.
If you're going to wank to July 29th posts, have a tissue.
Shitpost Dump
So I accidentally left a Diet Coke in my car this morning.
Break up the monotony
I found out my wife is having an affair.
You broke your leg and need help? I'm gonna take a picture first.
Bucket List: Find a massive Blueberry Frosted Shredded Mini-Wheat
Found this guy chilling in my garage
Got my mind on my matter and my matter on my mind
All me! ALL. ME.
The Cthulhus were nestled all snug in their tentacle beds
MRW my coworkers try to call a cab to take me home from the company party.
My son gave me the coolest Father's Day card!
Ezekiel 25:17
Marvel Superhero Dogs
Disgruntled employee punched a hole in the door. Instead of replacing the door, the owner decided to go in a different direction.
Jacob collects cans.
My first Halloween as a single dad
Mom says I need to wear a Christmas sweater for the family picture
Careful, these piñatas are full of shit.
We adopted this beautiful girl on Wednesday. The cat is not happy.
Protester Throws Back Tear Gas Canister
Brick Fiesta 2015 - Austin, TX
My 8 year old daughter made me a birthday card ❤
This is not the Iron Man costume I thought I purchased
I'm your worst nightmare.
Franklin BBQ - Austin, TX
MRW I find $5 in my jeans pocket
MRW my son wants to Trick or Treat w/ just his friends
I have no idea what you guys like anymore so here's the tissue dispenser at my doctor's office
In Memory of Harold Ramis - Ghostbuster Trivia
My ENT doctor's office has the best tissue boxes
I told him he could pick out his own clothes.
MRW people say, "I could care less."
Smoke Portraits - Octavian Mielu
Look who needs an MRI
Concept Superhero/Anti-Hero Beer
The Fast and the Furious: Power Wheels Drift
"No, boys. I promise this is a completely normal team photo."
Shut up and take my money
MRW I mouth-hug a seagull.