mastercodex199

13860 pts ยท May 30, 2013


Hey, if a screenshot of this gets to the FP, absolutely nothing will happen.

That's actually a good infinite loop.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's times like these where I wonder where the sound went.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You tried your best.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Where I live, the service is free, but the hospital can charge however much they want. It's fucked up, but we have no power to change it.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wait, what? How the fuck does one steal bees?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Considering the fact that I'm a guy, THIS MOVIE IS FUCKING AWESOME.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

TIL

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My grandma is 70. She's worked for the same company for over 20 years. And the owner's daughter, who just started last month, makes double.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

just because they can't pay the bill. I also work two jobs on top of volunteering. Because, like them, I can barely afford to live on my own

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

I'm a volunteer EMT. I'm proud to serve my community for free. But I don't expect to, nor will I ever, deny medical service to someone. (1/2

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

How enlightening.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sliding into DMs like.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Beautiful.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That first one almost looks like a close up of an iris.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I have many memes stored within my mobile device. I plan to, one day, release them all into the wild so that they may spread and flourish.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I double tapped.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Pennywise living up to his clown persona.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That one in the back is definitely going to hit a tree.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Nah. I'd rather be in front and upwind of them.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lemme go to the Virginia Beach Volunteer Rescue Squad. I'll be back with a pic of our beautiful beast.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A man chooses. A slave obeys.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a guy...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's called a clitoris.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah. Fuckin' Awesome.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bahubaali 2

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Sounds like a personal problem. Anyways, solid haul there.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pengu grew up really quickly...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

It would be sad, because it needs the job.

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 2