Ah shit lads it's a cake day Tumblr dump again.
That's fine, I didn't feel like sleeping tonight.
Turtle Dog
Behold the Snow Derpard
Urist likes spiders for their intricate webs.
We call her Val.
Apologies for potatoes, hmmm, yes.
Geez, a unique title for a Tumblr dump?
Found one of Skarlett's daughters!
Sad news about Val.
Hello little copperhead friend!
Saw another one of these in user sub and wondered if I had this still.
Convinced she made a gutter now.
I love SMBC... but this one speaks to me for being far too close to home.
Elvira and Skarlett
Look who wanted to pick a fight again.
I love Squidbillies so much for shit like this.
Woo hoo
Don't even care about Imgur anymore.
"Hey wanna see this *insert stupid meme being spammed right now* I found?"
Did Val invent a gutter?
rrrrrr... rrrrrCHEEooo.... rrrrrCHEEooo
Gone With The Web
One small step for a spider, one giant leap for the missus and her fear of (certain) bugs.
Weaving Needles and Assorted Carvings
ᴀ ᴘʟᴀɴᴇ, ᴛᴡᴏ sᴀᴡs, ᴀɴᴅ ᴀ ᴅᴏᴠᴇᴛᴀɪʟ ʙᴏx
How the hell did you do that, Skarlett?
Well damn, didn't work out like I hoped.
Wind Maps
So the FP had a still image internet map once.
He's gonna kick your ass until your head falls off.
Stop hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself!
Spitting Spider and Brown Recluse comparison
ᴏʜ ɴᴏᴏᴏᴏᴏᴏᴏ!
Oxford comma my ass!
So the missus is really bad at knock knock jokes.
Volunteer Nazi Safety Advocates in my imgur?
Jill Stein confirmed as an extra on Mike Tyson Mysteries?
Top Keck (stars orbiting galactic center black hole)
Some more cat tax for the folks who checked out my spider story.
Behold: The Cat Beholder
That wound up looking oddly sexual...
I've been reading that 7k+ image tumblr dump, what day is it, I need to stop interneting now maybe.
I've been playing with shadows in GIMP and can't tell if this is better or worse.
Not my joke, but every one of these I find is at a weird angle.
It is my cake day apparently, so here's a giant dorf vomiting magma I made.
ʷᵗᶠᵗᶦᶰʸˢᵖᶦᵈᵉʳ
Friendly Saws™
Getting Val ready for acrylic coating.
US states scaled by Electoral College Votes
Ok, what the hell Georgia?
Did you notice him?
Was having trouble falling asleep and had this pop in my head.
Cats like saws apparently.
Curious what $128 Million looks like?
"Whoa, tastes like liquid barley sugar. Fantastic."
I've always said that these spiders are docile.