3671 pts ยท June 29, 2013
You will never be able to moon someone as hard as the Moon just mooned this satellite.
Isn't that just...peachy.
God damn it Obama.
Oh, tow-truck senpai...
So that's where the Nigerian Prince works these days.
"See you on the Moon!" "Yutu."
Food boner? Hell, why not. This is the internet.
Whoever wins, AMERICA WINS
Merry Jesusmas? Merry Biebermas? Merry Spaghettimonstermas?
God,ANOTHERAlienprequel?
Red tie obviously dyed with the blood of kidnapped children.
Maybe if you didn't spend 24 hours a day out here fishing.
Spiderbending!
How did he even get in? The Secret Service must be looking at the South Africans like "Dafuq?"
"Damn it, Windows Update!"
Protip: avoid German problem solving, or at least be on a different continent. Or not Poland.
I am the tutor.
Dat dinosaur. Tiny smile. (I hate this time of year, you have no idea. Many frowns.)
My boner defies classification. It is the unrection.
Tony Stark is already an expert in everything, even the stuff nobody has discovered yet.
How the hell did that dog...
My penis has become the infinite penis.
TIL skullfucking can be safe for work.
"The rib God used to make Eve from Adam? $33 and a Coke from the vending machine."
...damn you.
This puppy is sideways at best.
...ow?
Cute. Both sexes of velvet ant have a stridulitrum which produces a squeaking noise when they become agitated.
I see these a lot in the summer. If you annoy them, they squeak at you.
Japanese porn looking mental? Quelle surprise.
You will never be able to moon someone as hard as the Moon just mooned this satellite.
Isn't that just...peachy.
God damn it Obama.
Oh, tow-truck senpai...
So that's where the Nigerian Prince works these days.
"See you on the Moon!" "Yutu."
Food boner? Hell, why not. This is the internet.
Whoever wins, AMERICA WINS
Merry Jesusmas? Merry Biebermas? Merry Spaghettimonstermas?
God,ANOTHERAlienprequel?
Red tie obviously dyed with the blood of kidnapped children.
Maybe if you didn't spend 24 hours a day out here fishing.
Spiderbending!
How did he even get in? The Secret Service must be looking at the South Africans like "Dafuq?"
"Damn it, Windows Update!"
Protip: avoid German problem solving, or at least be on a different continent. Or not Poland.
I am the tutor.
Dat dinosaur. Tiny smile. (I hate this time of year, you have no idea. Many frowns.)
My boner defies classification. It is the unrection.
Tony Stark is already an expert in everything, even the stuff nobody has discovered yet.
How the hell did that dog...
My penis has become the infinite penis.
TIL skullfucking can be safe for work.
"The rib God used to make Eve from Adam? $33 and a Coke from the vending machine."
...damn you.
This puppy is sideways at best.
...ow?
Cute. Both sexes of velvet ant have a stridulitrum which produces a squeaking noise when they become agitated.
I see these a lot in the summer. If you annoy them, they squeak at you.
Japanese porn looking mental? Quelle surprise.