Uh Huh.
MY CAT TOO, LIKES TO POOP STANDING! **squeals**
Let it Goat!
Fly you fools, they are coming!
So, I heard Y'all have a thing for Carrie Fisher ^.^
My dog Delphi Apollonia says Hello :)
18 hour shift x 6 days = **insert top comment here**
Decided to type FAPS in FB, The cover image makes this... Wonder what they confess about
Every time I see a comment with 0 points
Two People who should have received as much credit / exposure as Taylor Swift did for "Safe & Sound"
Cleaning litter boxes - The vicious cycle
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Hey Guys, I have a request - Can anyone Pimp my ride?
I quit smoking a while ago, while shopping today, I ALMOST picked up a pack.. Had the strength to say NO :D
Meet Castor Geminus, the Most Interesting Cat
Remembering That Really Embarrassing Moment
Rapid Gator , Is this you mocking me?
MRW...
My house guest learned about "Where will you be when the diarrhea strikes?" and won't stop repeating it
Maynard James Keenan or Nicholas Cage in Disguise?
AM I SAFE???
When boys give you little, but special gifts
MFW I ask a question and the people answering it end up fighting.
Pedo Bear would be so proud
My supervisor, Kaiser likes to watch when I work from home.
I drink only at home a few times a year.. Today's planned drunk fest was a bust :(
Gary Oldman wasn't the only guy who had Portman on his lap... Jean Reno with Natalie Portman
MFW a client shows up seconds away from closing time.
In response to redditor who submitted "My nightly bedtime struggle."
Bill Murray with a sexy stache
In 100,000 years, we are going to look like Anime.. Great -_-
Getting real tired of your shit Mahjong
OCD Level: Just started. Next Stop : 3456 (Reputation Points are fun sometimes)
TitleMildly Interesting , Somewhat offensive carton of nuts
If at any point in your relationship, your man reminds you of this guy.. RUN!!!