Shut up, Pierre.
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I'm going to need to see your ID.
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She ain't the prettiest bartender, but she pours a mean drink
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if I sorta fits, I sits
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The Colorado Rockies getting into the spirit of the "holiday"
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my dad is in the hospital with end stage pancreatic cancer. He's in one of these rooms. Gotta find the little bits of levity.
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Is...is this a necessary sign?
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Oh come on, Florida.
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Where you can major in redundancy.
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Couldn't resist.
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To whoever said on here that clicking on a link with the scroll wheel automatically opens it in a new tab
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Happy Father's Day!
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DC in miniature
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My dad sent me this picture of himself as a kid.
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Tiny Dinosaurs
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I think I'll skip bathing today
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I'm moving to Florida soon...so my town brought Florida Man to me.
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am I crazy, or is this a baby raptor chasing it's mother?
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Most of Florida's east coast right now
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let's talk about that bread arrangement
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Try not to party too hard tonight.
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Dogmeat keeps giving me this look. It's the same look my old dog used to give me right after he'd farted.
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25 years ago today, I was a 10 year old kid sitting on a toilet about 2 hours south of San Francisco, without pants on, when suddenly...
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South Florida's idea of a crisp fall night.
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He puts the "stunt" in stunted.
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Is this the end of Florida Man?!
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I used to babysit the girl on the right! I know a jeopardy contestant!
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Is it weird that I got stupid excited about a pink, pig-head-shaped cloud?
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These weird roots near my house definitely don't look like anything.
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This guy just chills by the pool in my complex
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This intrepid fellow on his motorized scooter waiting to cross the highway is braver than I.
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Looks like I'll get at least one more year out of this.
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When the wife is "going to bed early" but Fallout 4 is calling to me
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You Only Live Once Only?
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Car loses fight with train
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GPS: Turn right...now!
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My drink was as happy to see me as I was to see it
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This was on my door. Every time I look, I find something else.
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I tried to ask him why...
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How my last car chose to break up with me.
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My work is moving me from Maryland to Florida. On the one hand:
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It's my cake day. Here's a bunch of baby fuzzballs that live in my apartment complex.
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Moved into a new condo. This was on a neighbor's car.
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shop.nhl failing on several levels here.
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MFW my coworker says "Amazon using drones to deliver stuff would be like something outta the Flintstones"
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Guy made and brought a (mostly) functional, full scale remote controlled R2 model to my kids school.
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go easy on the rum and eggnog
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Even the local news is feeling the Fallout 4 hype.
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As a 12 year old living in Germany, this was my favorite restaurant.
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Cat logic: Bed = comfy. Studded belt on bed = more comfy
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Say "toy boat" 10 times in a row
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My cake day!
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Saw this on an AHL facebook feed. Can't stop giggling at Faust literally signing a deal with the Devils.
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NSA cat is monitoring your computer use
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Nike/NFL looking to cash in on Ray Rice incident.
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Browsing imgur at work has trained me to stifle my laughter.
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Walked into the cafeteria at work to find this.
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My kid pointed out the faces on his Captain America shield.
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I guess they're not familiar with Mitch Hedberg.
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