Hey, it's my cake day.
She was the finest dog. RIP Eleanor.
Things I stole from you guys so people think I have a sence of humor, pt 2.
Stolen memes and phone clearing dunoerino partII.
Memes I stole from you guys so my immediate friends think I have a sense of humor. Part 5, probably.
That didn't last long.
Phone dumps for chumps
Phone dumps for chumps pt2.
I haven't been doing great
All hail the 29th
Merry Christmas you gorgeous, gorgeous people.
Fbi Special agent Fox Mulder.
Missed my cakeday by 20 minutes. Have a selfie.
Hail...satan?
This might hurt..
Better than nothing, I guess.
I didn't clean my mirror
My roommate made 150 margaritas. #stayhome
MRW it's Friday, payday, and there may be sex in my near future.
Come celebrate cake day with me.
MRW I get in the car just as "Take On Me" is ending.
MRW when someone says "Only 90's kids will remember this.."
My second, and more appropriate cake day post.
Satisfaction
Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals.
Great success.
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