melonfunkles

14573 pts · April 30, 2016


Dude would be lucky if he's not in a neck brace...

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maybe. But @SierraKiloBravo is clearly Australian and there's a little poetic licence in Kyle and the Oils for '87.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Love the random pics, but all the posts are missing more cowbell.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Chemistry jokes are sodium funny

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And the girl at the bar thinks I'm going to take her home in my MG and
Hanging out at discos brings you down

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Reggae bands doing one night stands at the Lion Hotel and Arkaba

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We have just the place for you... Birdsville.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And here I was, thinking it was Just One More Boring Thursday Night In Adelaide and the Orange Laminex Pizza Bars were Getting Me Down.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Hookworms. Heavy, but great for urban...!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cracking job mate. I'm curious about the gear lever - on these old bikes is there a cassette? How does it change?

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Lived in Rome in my early 20's. Girlfriend and I on several occasions ventured in at night and put our mark on history. Rude not to really.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

@op I call bullshit. .. the reason there is so many voting locations in Perth is to avoid drivers having to merge on the on ramps.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Im not jealous of your envy

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We also provide free rolls of aluminium foil and hats for those that whine about the possibility hacked voting machines

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

This is just the voting process. We are the most over-governed country on earth per capita. Not to mention the cunty cunts actually in power

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tradition mainly.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And this is how a long, long time ago in a galaxy far, far away fear and hate gave rise to the dark side.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fallen far from what? You can't polish a turd, dear.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

We have universal health care, a democratic process that works, freedom within our nanny state. Leave your pitchfork at Tullamarine.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, nah mate, that bloke's a bloke's bloke if I ever saw one. His mates are quite matey with his missus though. Shit mates matey.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So many comments @op. No sausage is a definite black mark. Hardly worth it without a snag. Democratic process and meat is a winning combo.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I just watched An American Werewolf in London again for the first time since I was a kid in the 80's. That shit still terrifies me.

5 years ago | Likes 118 Dislikes 0

Right. How do I get these. Now. That's a freaken sarlac key.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Well, that is just fucking awesome. Nice one!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Hey True Blue, can you bear the load
Will you tie it up with wire
Just to keep the show on the road
Hey True Blue

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The analytics of crazy in technicolour exists! The amplification throughout his presidency is spot on. Marks deducted for not using orange.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Looks like someone predicting the future- gonna go from • to ○ in Federal prison.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes. The Smerkel is the Queen of Europe

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

These are farken awesome. I mean ok'ish.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0