meltedeskimo

2107 pts · December 22, 2014


I feel like writing something like those fake Oscar speeches, like when the person goes to receive the award and has verbal diarrhoea like they didn't know they could win it but they totally could and thank everyone down to the rats that lived in their student digs

Maybe because they break down doors with heavy axes?

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my best friends had a purple VW bug called 'the atomic grape' and another one had this huge Orange Fairlane that we called 'the mechanical orange'

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my family still names cars, in the 70's we had a Dodge Dart, blue with a white top called 'Pepito', at some point we had a burgudy Mercury called 'Winny'

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Ever heard of Fatbergs?

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My dad had their records, used to play them every Sunday while making breakfast. Bear in mind he was an anglo living in South America in the 70's/80s and we weren't allowed to speak Spanish in the house ( de la puerta pa fuera solamente). I still listen to them regularly.

2 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

I see no chaos, only a reflection of my place. I've given up trying to have a tidy house with 2 kids, 2 ferrets, 2 occasional cats and a 2-year old nephew that has random spawn times. I now choose battles I can win

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

what does?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

thanks

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

meh, I've had worse things

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

well she passed away 2 years ago, so yeah, you're technically correct

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

errm....sax is always loud.... you can't have a quiet sax

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

but I feel for my team as they'd be getting shafted, that's where the principle bit in my question comes in

5 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

are american, they don't understand that Europe works and thinks differently

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

they're aware, the regional VP has monthly calls with the global EVP and the CEO and they've seen the increase. But the EVP and CEO ...

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, my current manager suggested this privately.

5 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

#2 eso se llama mamón en mi pueblo

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

i've been honing my decking skills , i'm ready for when the arcologies go up

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#30 my mum jumped my brother, left his share to his kids - from his first marriage only.... 2nd wife was not happy, neither was he :P

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

more like the prologue to Shadowrun

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

go to their website and read their about section, these are SO children's books, just with double-entendre's for the parents

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

2 other houses on our street. I thought we were special.... turns our we're just providers of meals #1 and #4 of the day . 2/2

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This week I found out that the neighbour's cat's we've been looking after ( because neighbour's are ill) have been getting food from ..1/

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

yes, most definitely!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

see my second point - i'm poor

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

you know what bathtubs I like? one where I fit, but I'm 190 and poor so no baths for me :/

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

sticking a pointy object in someone

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I got an exception to bring my rum, vodka doesn't agree with me

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I know, I just have memories of the huge ones that used to grow in my friend's backyard, they were the size of footballs

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Con tal de que sea espectacular el fallido....

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Those avocados are shameful in size

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