mentalproblemz

17929 pts · July 23, 2013


Systems Engineer for the largest domain/hosting company. One day, I'll actually know something about something.. One day....

Love his collab with MCLars: Roommate from hell:
Boy you need a bitch slap
Not my fault we’re mismatched
You geek out over Beakman’s world
I dig on world of Witchcraft
You’re thinking that I’m riff raff, huffing on a dishrag
I am just a player, playing Slayer then I kick back
I know I reek of sulfur, leave the shower curtain open
I come home drunk, make crank calls
To Queens and then Hoboken
But college is like Salem, all these bitches be so smokin’

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Lost my mom to cancer in Nov a month before her 50 yr anni and 70ith bday. Lost the fam dog in January. I completely feel you. Im still waiting for the “it gets better” phase, but you have my condolences and love from an internet stanger

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Don’t put a rocket pop in the rocket slot? Got it!

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This breaks the back.. err bat

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#1 Just the world just working on its Fung Shui.

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Coupon was actually expired, so he asked you to foot the bill, you know cuz he left his wallet in his other pants

4 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

No, it was the fault of a pedo and a alcoholics fault. Amazing how 2 people can fuck it up for everyone. It's like a group project that I'd like to be in a different group for.

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 8

He can get rid of the deficit just by thinking about it, he just.. doesn't know how to think so it's still there

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don't roast the whole bowl for 1 hit, you savage (unless it's a 1 hit snap bowl, but wtf owns those?!). You know you can just light the sides around the bowl first so that more than 1 person can hit a greens..

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lies! Everyone knows he’s M. Night Shamala

6 months ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Everything reminds me of her...

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hey, I also have a Tank :D. Though mine in Sept hit 10yrs old.

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hopefully it's with a rusty shovel.

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Calculus is math with a philosophy degree and wants EVERYONE to know it.

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oy mate, you can’t park there.

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My mom was the oldest of 5. She and her mom taught CONSTANTLY. You know what she wanted at the end? To make up with them. I get to live with the bitterness they didn’t even want to see their daughter dying. But at least SNE made up with them at the end.

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wish you and her the absolute best and I’m pulling for both of you. Don’t forget to hug and kiss her as much as you can. And be there for whatever she needs. You’ll remember that most. My sis before she passed called me UberEats driver 4142 because that’s how old we were when we started doing it. My mom asked for the same driver. It felt good.

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don’t think you can ever be “ready” but do tell them how you feel about them as often as you can. When you can’t, the hole that’s left is immense

10 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Should see one from me if it's working like it should.

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My bad, I guess I'm still a lil touchy. I apologize for misreading your message. I'll own that one :)

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you very much for that. My dad is on auto pilot right now. I'm terribly worried about when autopilot switches off. His brother lost his wife to cancer and a year later took his own life. My mom made my dad promise he wouldn't do the same thing as his brother because I'm still here. That is what my dad is holding on to, and what I'm holding on to as well. I don't want to be an orphan in this life, my big sis is supposed to be here and tell me how to do all this, but she's gone to..

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As non creepy as possible, hugs from an internet stranger.

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dad is around and survived his own cancer issue. He’s been cancer free since ‘14. Dad and mom were going to celebrate 50years of marriage on Dec 13th. Just a couple months off. He said he made a good run at it. He’s probably more broken than I am right now. But I promised my mom I’d be here for him. And I will be.

10 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My sister fought her cancer for a long time. I hoped mom would have as much time. But then time slipped away and one minute her and the next not. Time moved to fast. It was over before I could catch up. Now I feel like I’m running still trying to catch her,to see her but I know she’s gone already. I don’t know how to explain it.

10 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Every day we drudge towards that it feels like

10 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She told me no crying in the hospital. I told her I promise NOTHING! And I’m glad I didn’t have to break that problem. I can’t stop crying right now. Like more than I ever have for anything in my life…

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0