metall

10914 pts · July 3, 2012


Working tangential to the medical field & also spending time on a med school campus, the doctors we do have & the upcoming med students are dumb as shit. Most of the students can't be bothered to read an email past the first four words & can't figure out basic room numbers in buildings. The docs are lazy with their documentation & have trouble keeping it straight on if they're working on the left or right side of their patient.

5 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Min wage is 7.25, that comes to 1160, pre tax, per month. There's not an apartment in this state that's less than ~1200/month. So your suggestion is cram 3-4 people into a one bedroom (if you're lucky it's not a loft) & then they can still barely survive. And it isn't a matter of "just move somewhere cheaper" because that has so many more issues.

1 week ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 2

From what I've heard, 3 is really just 2 again because it's still mostly all water.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dances with Smurfs

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ok, so you're definitely autistic. Or, am I wrong in my peer review, informal diagnosis? Because, you're being incredibly picky for someone who doesn't have at least a splash of the tisms. Although, I guess I could be wrong because I'm not an expert & you're a douche.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Now you're just being a pedantic dickhead. DO you think that people who have been formally diagnosed and living with said diagnoses for their entire life aren't expert enough to recognize it in others?

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Nah, peer review is absolutely a thing. Fiance & her best friend have a couple formal diagnoses between them & even just me looking at myself, it's definitely there & I don't need a formal Dx.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 5

#50 When my fiance's best friend first met me, she legit thought I was bisexual because I always had water with me. Wasn't even a multiple drink scenario. Just the fact that I always have something to drink.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Going from hand plowing, to animals, to tractors, didn't involve stealing the tractor from someone else & hastening the destruction of the world. But sure, believe your inane metaphor.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've never touched any "AI", ever. So yeah, I'm good.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I will never understand why people pay game/concert/event prices for absolutely shit beer.

1 month ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

That wasy thought too. Just because you edit it doesn't make it yours.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#38 There's a lot of things I don't do because I'm not confident I will get away with it & I do not want to deal with the consequences.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When the Adderall kicks in.

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

My first thought as well. I know of a urologist, Dr. Wiener, around my area. Man saw his chance and took it.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

🤣 nice! But sadly no, just kinda dumb about some things.

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#22 Have a friend who didn't understand this & thought it was wrong, but that's because he was thinking about the direction based on the bottom of the bolt, screw, etc instead of the top.

2 months ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

The fastest & most competent workers get rewarded with more work & no extra pay.

2 months ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

But how are we going to get a monkey to wear rubber pants?

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Out here doing the lord's work 👍

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just in the past week I've seen Shrhonda & Au'miracul. People have no reasonable thoughts when naming their children.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes, my Bondulance reference signals I'm new, you walnut. (Did you get that reference or have you eaten too many crayons?) I'm not talking about a typo or missed punctuation. The most cursory glance would have shown the Reddit OP that word salad. I'm full of enough alcohol and self destructive tendencies right now that even I am double checking myself. There's no excuse to post that absolute abomination. Take your self righteousness & try to scrape dopamine from elsewhere in your sad existence.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Call a Bondulance. I've had a decent amount of tequila but, what the fuck? Do people not proofread anything?

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you Zapp Brannigan 🤣

3 months ago | Likes 72 Dislikes 1

#19 I hyperventilated just watching this

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#48 Could have been Trent Reznor. I mean, he did have that empire first. Created it, even.

3 months ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

Such a disgusting display of talent. I love it!

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is anyone eligible?

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#41 There's a Twilight Zone episode about why this is a bad idea.

4 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

It's completely inane. The music and lyrics grate on my skull. And for whatever reason it blew up & every basic bitch white person lost their minds over it & made it so avoiding this piece of dreck was very difficult.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0