Should have worked through college. But hey congrats on your new Liberal Arts Degree!

11 years ago | 1 0

Nevermind he's 49 and from South Lebanon... Which if you're from Cincy will explain everything.

11 years ago | 1 0

He's from South Lebanon. That should explain everything...

11 years ago | 3 0

I have a buddy here in Cincinnati that is on OK Cupid. He would also be dumb enough to send something like this.

11 years ago | 2 0

Not shroom enough.

11 years ago | 4 0

So are you also scared of penises?

11 years ago | 3 1

Digging ditches and getting bitches.

11 years ago | 12 1

You have to be Canadian.

11 years ago | 2 1

How to dispose of sliders:

11 years ago | 346 8

Thanks! I am a pretty fungi from time to time.

11 years ago | 13 0

Hiroshrooma and Nagashitaki

11 years ago | 3745 43

It's not delivery. It's desperation.

11 years ago | 113 2

Jager Enamas all night son. Bear Grylls is fucking intents at parties...

11 years ago | 2 0

I would say something cruel about the baby but it appears that someone already burned it pretty good.

11 years ago | 26 0

I attended meeting after a night of drinking Jagermeister. I farted and my obese female boss stopped and said "mmm who has the licorice?"

11 years ago | 205 7

And that's enough Internet for today.

11 years ago | 25 4

I would but I usually avoid becoming friends with hipsters, lumbersexuals and basic bitches.

11 years ago | 81 33

You know whats at work here? Its shit tectonics. When two shit plates strike and come together under incredible pressure.

11 years ago | 53 2

MRW my girl brings out the Christmas decorations and it's not even Thanksgiving yet.

11 years ago | 11 1

If I was a man wearing a dinosaur outfit I would tend to agree with you. But I am just a good looking white dude that believes in Xenu.

11 years ago | 2 1

Plot Twist: OP sends everyone the same address and keeps all of the presents....

11 years ago | 41 2

MRW my girlfriend mentions she would like to try anal.

11 years ago | 62 2

It's not front page material, it's original content.

11 years ago | 9 2

John 2:1-11 New International Bro Bible: Jesus Changes Water Into Protein Shake

11 years ago | 45 0

1. Put box on microgravity flight 2. Watch as plane never exceeds 45° 3. See beads all up on 80° 4. Sue them for false advertising 5. Profit

11 years ago | 77 3

Looking for love in Alderaan places.

11 years ago | 30 0

Thunderbolt and lightning, Australia, very frightening me. (On Nat Geo) On Nat Geo. (On Nat Geo) On Nat Geo, On Nat Geo TV Show I won't go

11 years ago | 3 1

You're goddamn right

11 years ago | 1 0

What is something going through the mind of OldPasta's significant other during intercourse?

12 years ago | 1 0