microcactus

3136 pts · April 8, 2017


Some of little shits back then would take the balls out of the mice and roll them down the hallways.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I miss my Compiz Cube :(

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

♪ I am a lineman for the county... ♪♫

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Didn't they run Madison Cawthorn (R- NC) out of office for confirming this?

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Meanwhile I'm trying to watch the concert and this guy in front of me is holding up his phone for the whole damn show.

1 month ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Yeah, I lost my hotmail account because I didn't log in for 30 days back in the day.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's been years now but I'm still waiting for Sean Hannity to get waterboarded for charity like he said he would.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Camacho is twice the man that Trump will never be.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Probably should've washed the plungers off first.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Somebody's been feeding him.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You can't get more tropical than NEBRASKA!

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ever pick up any hitchhikers or lot lizards?

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You forgot the pickles!

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sorry lady, but I'd already tithed 10% to my 401k.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's cut with Ethanol.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'd lose track of time browsing the Radio Shack and miss the movie tbh.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, no. We're having a fancy evening with that 10 dollar bottle right there.

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

^ this guy eagle scouts!

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's why I stick to riding the firing ranges. Nice and peaceful.

5 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Actual roller derby is boring as hell. That's why they push the beer sales so much at the rink.

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Eww, fondant? Just give me the beans.

5 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I wish I still had mine. AM/FM, speaker, headphone jack, it was sweeeeet!

5 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I still need to redeem my Kool-Aid points. Oh, yeah!

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I once visited the World's Largest Ball of Twine in Minnesota.

5 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Now I know you're not talking about the Nitty Gritty Dirt Band!

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The old Pizza Hut building in my town eventually got turned into a Dominos.

5 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Now that certainly is a distraction from the Epstein files!

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0