COVID COVID COVID BLAH BLAH BLAH
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Me during the quarantine
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Gotta love me some Lawrence KS PD sarcasm
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I mean, seriously
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Every time
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When you are a dude who just got out of a hot shower
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MRW I'm losing the argument with my SO
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Fire sauce in the pantaloons
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Did you?
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Toilet humor at it's finest
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The Onion knows about Mother's Day
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Looking forward to the @repoststatistics as if I give a damn
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Easily the best PD Twitter
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When you finally have the house to yourself...
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When you really want a dog, but you're too poor
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MRW my dog starts growling at the old, friendly neighborhood cat
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When I'm in the mood for some homoerotic mouth stuff...
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The real reason for the season
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Finally, an excuse!
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MRW I'm in an argument and I refuse to admit when I'm wrong
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MFW the protester shows me her doobly booblys at my retrial for sexubee harrasery and the pudding is juuuuust delightful
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As 2018 approaches, all I can think of is the threat level, baby
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Life is an orange
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May be the best, but it's not the most interesting way
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Only Breaking Bad and Malcom in the Middle fans can completely appreciate the dichotomy here
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A festivus for the rest of us
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Suck it, winter
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MFW I see all the 29th posts and it's only the 28th
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When I found the perfect blueberry and try to slip out unnoticed to eat it
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Yes, I am the Messiah... Now, Fuck off!
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