“I mean, like, who am I to judge what you do with your eyes, you know?”
My girlfriend describes my penis to an audience of 70 of my friends and relatives.
Free Hugs
I texted my friend that I was sad to've not seen him at my show yesterday and he made this poster of me
Good Guy Rupert Grint
I can read to this
I'd watch this show
Starting College Clubs is hard
Monk drains chi, kills elderly man in train station while onlookers do nothing in Shanxi Taiyuan, China.
Ants
Your support is appreciated
As a person from Belarus, MRWhenever people hear my accent and ask me where I am from
What if people aren't getting closer or farther away from obtaining what they need to be happy? What if they already have it.
The internet can be so mean
"It's not a flower, it's a Venusaur" is a phrase I had to use repeatedly the day yearbooks came out.
Good Guy Alligator Dad
Thanks Romney!
Things that get better when you add chocolate!
Hipster Lama
Thanks Obama!
When She says this on that special day
Barnes & Noble's Closing Announcements Make me Feel Unwanted
Who wore it best?
What is this, an outlet for ants?
AAHHHHhhh!
Travaris Jackson's Message to the Vikings
That should cover it
Iron Man
Facebook group
Youtube Comments
Appearently my Econ teacher doesn't appreciate creativity
What it's like to talk to my 3 year old niece.
Ali G's Idea For Bills
What do they make dreams for?
But to be fair, they're like, you know, American Spirits and we share them so we only get half cancer.
Accurately describes my obstacles in weight loss
I made this for all of the cat ladies out there
Imgurian falling in love after bumping into someone
Bacon
I choose you Charizard!
Writing my OKcupid profile... I think I'm off to a great start
Gandalf Alligator
Proverb
This is my OKcupid profile
How to Determine a person's age on Imgur
Sacha Baron Cohen gives brilliant speech criticizing american policies
I was supposed to write an essay about wedding gift exchange, but decided to turn this in instead
Didn't want a shitstorm on fb, so I thought I'd post this here.
I like my waiters how I like my cows
Back and Yellow
"I'd like to see you try" my friend replied to my comment about how easy it is to make abstract art. Took me <5min to make all.
Good Guy Rupert Grint
There was a huge power outage in central MN due to a storm, so this is what I did each time someone made a status on fb about it
Philosophical question
Big power outage after a storm in Minneapolis yesterday.
This'll impress our friends
Goodwill, a nonprofit organization
higgslosoraptor
You know you have a facebook problem when your updates are about statuses you have not yet released.
My swimming pool insurance plan finally paid off today