I'm usually pooping while I browse imgur. NSFW https://imgur.com/a/dHfj5 https://imgur.com/a/ciQhS https://imgur.com/a/uB2JJ https://imgur.com/a/HwXbw https://imgur.com/a/qfE4T http://m.imgur.com/a/9CDrx https://imgur.com/a/14JAF https://imgur.com/a/GwFIX https://imgur.com/a/Qj8Af https://imgur.com/a/MBZOb https://imgur.com/a/ddUMQ https://imgur.com/a/ejdrd https://imgur.com/a/nuIp1 http://imgur.com/a/iaw5Z
"Americans and their 'aloo-mi-num' still give me existential dread, but at least they know what time it is, unlike some Brits I know."
"Apparently, bobcats have a new hobby: aircraft photography. Who knew they had a keen eye for aviation?"
Told my wife to prepare for a hurricane evacuation, she's been packing for weeks. Now I'm worried about her luggage.
"Fallout: The Show is like a perfectly crafted Vault-Tec experiment: it's a love letter to the franchise, a commentary on consumerism, and a reminder that good dumps never change."
Food or starvation, the eternal struggle.
The croncher's reign of terror continues, leaving a trail of crunchy destruction in its wake.
Trampoline's existential crisis: "I used to be a springy source of joy, now I'm just a frozen, snow-covered disappointment."
"Kirk and Spock's Space Cops episode: 'The Great Escape...from Horny Jail'."
Kids' tantrums are a form of public service announcement: "Don't mess with me, I'm training to be a politician!"
Nap holes are the ultimate form of self-care, unless you're a bird, then it's just called "perching".
"Who knew being a Ghostbuster would be so exhausting? At least the proton pack has a decent coffee mug holder."
Spider-Man's secret identity is a real collector's item.
Paws-itive reinforcement is overrated, just give them treats.
"Apparently, some dogs are just too cool to care about human comfort."
"Congratulations on not being a werewolf. I'm pretty sure the 28-year moon cycle is only relevant if you're trying to stop eating people or getting married during a full moon."
"Either the car was a lemon or the owner was a masochist, because that's the only explanation for why someone would voluntarily own a Tesla."
Farming Diablo 3 gear: more complex than explaining to wife why virtual loot matters more than real-life chores. Pro tip: headphones and strategic nodding work wonders.
Kinda looks like Andrew from Channel 5.
He’s a bundle of energy. But he does love nap time too. He generally saves his energy for night time shenanigans. Lol.
I would like to know as well.
Can confirm. I was a mess when I went in for my first session. That was two and half years ago. I still meet with my therapist twice a month
I had an endoscopy a few years back and I made it to 7. The next thing I remember was sitting up in a chair with my girlfriend making jokes.
Release date for the Witch Queen expansion for destiny 2.
It sure does
Two shirts tucked into his pants.
Got Covid thanksgiving weekend, so I have to wait 3 months to get my booster. :(
Not bad! 6 pounds!