I can be a real dick...
Never give up. Hard work pays off.
Still addicted.
Still up in USD
Another love story better than Twilight
What? I'm not beautiful in the morning?
$NEO
I'm turning off the laptop....now.
'""''""'" <-find the mismatched quotes...
Alderaan is a hoax too
So now you know...
Samsung be toying wit me.
This is why I'm still at work...
Please help my friend take his mom to METALLICA!!!
I'm shocked this isn't a basic assumption
I forget...
Bitcoin
When you're all out of FUCKS
An IT person's work is never done.
I wished Snickers delivered...
MRW someone tells me there are only 2 genders...
More bad parodies...
I enjoy writing horrible song parodies
SQL thoughts in slightly higher resolution
Soup is good food
Dead Bird For President!
The Sinclair Method. Day one.
Red Sweater Forever!
I get a lot of email that isn't for me.
Owned
A Stormtrooper finally hit something...
Basically they are the same
435 clowns spotted in DC!
My dog hated it!
#Flood2016
Had a long talk with the company president...
I heard imgur likes these
Network closet makeover.
Sorry, no banana for scale
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Empty set
Doggie hugs
Use proper torque setting for fluffy eggs
The vote isn't over...
My life right now
I had a dream...
Forget about Huma...
People be like, "I got my guns!"
Because reasons...
It must be some kind of conspiracy! The whole world is a goddamn conspiracy!
I hope this is clear
C-Creepio
When my wife is teaching Gatsby again in school
This wasn't supposed to happen...
My truck did a thing...
BRRRRRRRRTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!