I'm JUST trying to find a directional aerator for the kitchen sink
Arthur (new kitten) and Francis (legacy kitten)
sweet dreams, feline edition
I swear to God he did this to himself
I am a normal IT professional.
[Anticipation Increases]
Prime Day got people out here playing tricks in the thumbnails
This Amazon seller is clearly an Imgurian
I live in CA and this was a major issue for me, so I had to meme it.
If the situation was hopeless their propaganda would be unnecessary.
anarcho-communist postmodern art = low-IQ grifting
Mooooom the algorithms are fighting agaaaain
Please don't let this be a partisan issue.
this was a hilarious moment, so i decided to comemeorate it
"Smart" phone, my ass.
Aww, look--the cone has focused her hatred and now she lives only for revenge! Adorable. (´ᆺ`ʃƪ)♡
the music made me do it
I saw it and couldn't un-see it.. so I spent many hours ensuring the same thing would happen to you.
the definition of irony
My gf's mom requests for TV shows/movies has increased with the pandorantine, but she always asks for things that have been remade or that share titles from newer shows, so I've learned to ask the right questions.
i was just trying to look up information about catnip, man
I had to call support after getting locked out of my account at work. Apparently my past self was annoyed by the security questions and answered everything "TESLA".
we need more wholesome interactions
I'M JUST TRYING TO DO MY FUCKING TAXES
I'm skeptical if the UC system could produce an Elon Musk at this point.
Francis gets a fused-toe footrubberoo
I think I just caused my cat to have an existential crisis.
when you're way too late to the duck meme scene
empty wrappers in otherwise full bowls of shared candy make me anxious
don't mind me, i just put way too much effort into my replies
Benford's Law, elections, and you. OK maybe not YOU, but definitely the first two.
don't click if you're a girl--BOYS ONLY
don't mind me, just adding to my reaction images
Was it a prediction
Is GoFundMe the the biggest "F--- you" to capitalism? Ask Butt McFart. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Upgrading reality to meet my expectations.
Periodic Francis Post
partisanship is so yesterday
it's like looking up a girl's skirt
i don't get it
i'm trying to give accuracy why NASA is doing this to me
24 hours to unfreeze my files?! That's nuts--it only takes a few minutes to bleach them.
Amid growing concerns surrounding our COVID-19 quarantine, Francis slightly shifted position, hugged his leg and did a blep
Do NOT mail your mortgage payment to Donald Trump
Don't judge me, I was just laid off
i let stray cats inside because raccoons/possums injure them don't @ me (unless nudes OBVIOUSLY)
I let this stray cat in to play with the catnip toy, I felt it would be cruel to keep them to myself
when the discussion is derailed
yo dawg i herd u liked browsers
Wasn't injured?? Did you ask him about his pride?
Someone's been posting funny flyers around my town, so I decided to investigate by texting the number. It went better than expected.
Found while searching for something completely unrelated on Google Books.
cleft in Twain
I was chosen by Google to ask a question.
Twitter is the only high profile social media platform openly tolerating/promoting racist imagery directed at individuals.