morhamplz

798 pts ยท August 8, 2017


What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

If you wear a red shirt, you get ganked.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

#26 Nine Inch Tails

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Baa-ram-ewe! Baa-ram-ewe! To your breed, your fleece, your clan be true! Sheep be true! Baa-ram-ewe!

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Where's the dragon dildo on the chart?

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Nice.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Thank you, Simone

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Could this milkshake BE more expensive? Is there bourbon in it?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She's calling out snipers. Good kitty

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Nice

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Excellent!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oooh! Cake!

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I like your style, Dude

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is it a jackal?! It's a jackal!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And I smooth it all out with a baby aspirin

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Eight!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I knew it! I'm surrounded by assholes! Keep firing, assholes!

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Nice

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#4 I got this mom. LEAFROY HMMMMMJENKINS

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

His first line should have been "I represent the lollipop guild and the lollipop guild wants Bernie!"

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Come for me Gmork! I am Atreyu!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nah. This is just a tribute

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And ... Abraham Lincoln

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wife:

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

No. No. They meant pole people like strippers

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

When will then be now?

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0