mremouse

781 pts · August 24, 2014


You mean Café Americano?

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It'd sure suck if your grip suddenly slipped

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Isn't that 2nd one on the left a peppercorn??

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This is more likely since a nose is usually attached to a face. It doesn't suddenly sprout out from the shoulders to replace a neck.

5 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#34 strawberry milk recommended.

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'd suggest moving to TX for it's 9 month long summers... but the ocean here looks like every creature in the sea has diarrhea simultaneously... and constinously. That would also be a good reason the seaweed is thriving.

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#23 I thought it was going to be "Please Send Nudes" .... 😔

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#36 Best lineup of unrelated videos I've seen in decades.

11 months ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

The next problem is contractors doing sub-par work when they win the price bid. I propose that if the work they do doesn't meet standards (like if the repair should last 5 years, but fails in 3), they hire the next bid and make the original contractor pay the bill.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

End segregation. All genders all restrooms.... Just build real stalls. Get rid of the awful stalls that you can see through the gaps... If it even latches properly.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The full bowl in the dishwasher is normal with my roommate. He's literally too dumb to understand that an upright bowl will hold filthy dishwater... No matter how many times it's been explained to him.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ironically he was also trying to help Charlie Kirk meet Jesus. He made one major mistake tho... Only good people get into heaven.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#47 Waze does the same thing, but only when you're close to the point of not exiting. So when you look to see how far your exit is, it shows " 0.4 miles " on the screen... and after panicing you see "continue straight".... YOU GODDAMN PIECE OF SHIT

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I like "My blinker is a WARNING. Not a Request."

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

#5 Mine says, "This indicator is a WARNING. Not a request."

Back when I drove a 16' box truck daily, I soon decided that once 3 cars pass me with my blinker on, I will let myself over after the 3rd car without consulting #4's feelings about the situation. Their only choice was whether to honk at me from behind, or from the ditch.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#24 Time to teach the dog the old proverb, "You are what you eat.".... You eat "my food", you are now "my food".

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#34 nah, if someone calls you a pussy, you tell em, "You are what you eat, asshole."

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#1 Good thing they weren't Jhoes.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#41 If you buy one of those flashlights used to find pet stains, you could steal the LEDs from it to make this glow amazingly bright.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#24 (said the fleshlight, while a nervous man drank from a cup of water as cold sweat formed on his brow)

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#24 where's the option for Cig in the mouth, Smoke out the gills??

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#22 When a male octopus finds a suitable mate, it will rip its dick off and throw it at her.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A vote for the lesser of two evils, is still a vote for evil. The sooner we stop supporting these two parties the better.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

At a grocery store, coworker couldn't understand the lyrics. Instead of "Rock me Amadeus" I told them it was "Broccoli Hot Potatoes".... several hours later the song came on the speakers again and he hadn't figured out I was joking.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If someone calls you a pussy: "You are what you eat, Dick!"

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 14

If you assume 20 to be the average of parenthood (having your first child), then 60 would be the average age of having a great grandchild... Would you want your great grandparents deciding laws on current technology?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A metal slinky makes the same noises if you drop it while holding one end to your ear.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't understand how tf you get skin that perfect. Full body makeup?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1