781 pts · August 24, 2014
You mean Café Americano?
It'd sure suck if your grip suddenly slipped
... found it. https://annonetheelephant.com/2012/03/24/we-seek-christians-and-spices/
Isn't that 2nd one on the left a peppercorn??
This is more likely since a nose is usually attached to a face. It doesn't suddenly sprout out from the shoulders to replace a neck.
#34 strawberry milk recommended.
I'd suggest moving to TX for it's 9 month long summers... but the ocean here looks like every creature in the sea has diarrhea simultaneously... and constinously. That would also be a good reason the seaweed is thriving.
#23 I thought it was going to be "Please Send Nudes" .... 😔
#36 Best lineup of unrelated videos I've seen in decades.
The next problem is contractors doing sub-par work when they win the price bid. I propose that if the work they do doesn't meet standards (like if the repair should last 5 years, but fails in 3), they hire the next bid and make the original contractor pay the bill.
End segregation. All genders all restrooms.... Just build real stalls. Get rid of the awful stalls that you can see through the gaps... If it even latches properly.
The full bowl in the dishwasher is normal with my roommate. He's literally too dumb to understand that an upright bowl will hold filthy dishwater... No matter how many times it's been explained to him.
Ironically he was also trying to help Charlie Kirk meet Jesus. He made one major mistake tho... Only good people get into heaven.
#47 Waze does the same thing, but only when you're close to the point of not exiting. So when you look to see how far your exit is, it shows " 0.4 miles " on the screen... and after panicing you see "continue straight".... YOU GODDAMN PIECE OF SHIT
I like "My blinker is a WARNING. Not a Request."
#5 Mine says, "This indicator is a WARNING. Not a request." Back when I drove a 16' box truck daily, I soon decided that once 3 cars pass me with my blinker on, I will let myself over after the 3rd car without consulting #4's feelings about the situation. Their only choice was whether to honk at me from behind, or from the ditch.
#24 Time to teach the dog the old proverb, "You are what you eat.".... You eat "my food", you are now "my food".
#34 nah, if someone calls you a pussy, you tell em, "You are what you eat, asshole."
#1 Good thing they weren't Jhoes.
#41 If you buy one of those flashlights used to find pet stains, you could steal the LEDs from it to make this glow amazingly bright.
#24 (said the fleshlight, while a nervous man drank from a cup of water as cold sweat formed on his brow)
#24 where's the option for Cig in the mouth, Smoke out the gills??
#22 When a male octopus finds a suitable mate, it will rip its dick off and throw it at her.
A vote for the lesser of two evils, is still a vote for evil. The sooner we stop supporting these two parties the better.
At a grocery store, coworker couldn't understand the lyrics. Instead of "Rock me Amadeus" I told them it was "Broccoli Hot Potatoes".... several hours later the song came on the speakers again and he hadn't figured out I was joking.
If someone calls you a pussy: "You are what you eat, Dick!"
If you assume 20 to be the average of parenthood (having your first child), then 60 would be the average age of having a great grandchild... Would you want your great grandparents deciding laws on current technology?
A metal slinky makes the same noises if you drop it while holding one end to your ear.
I don't understand how tf you get skin that perfect. Full body makeup?
You mean Café Americano?
It'd sure suck if your grip suddenly slipped
... found it. https://annonetheelephant.com/2012/03/24/we-seek-christians-and-spices/
Isn't that 2nd one on the left a peppercorn??
This is more likely since a nose is usually attached to a face. It doesn't suddenly sprout out from the shoulders to replace a neck.
#34 strawberry milk recommended.
I'd suggest moving to TX for it's 9 month long summers... but the ocean here looks like every creature in the sea has diarrhea simultaneously... and constinously. That would also be a good reason the seaweed is thriving.
#23 I thought it was going to be "Please Send Nudes" .... 😔
#36 Best lineup of unrelated videos I've seen in decades.
The next problem is contractors doing sub-par work when they win the price bid. I propose that if the work they do doesn't meet standards (like if the repair should last 5 years, but fails in 3), they hire the next bid and make the original contractor pay the bill.
End segregation. All genders all restrooms.... Just build real stalls. Get rid of the awful stalls that you can see through the gaps... If it even latches properly.
The full bowl in the dishwasher is normal with my roommate. He's literally too dumb to understand that an upright bowl will hold filthy dishwater... No matter how many times it's been explained to him.
Ironically he was also trying to help Charlie Kirk meet Jesus. He made one major mistake tho... Only good people get into heaven.
#47 Waze does the same thing, but only when you're close to the point of not exiting. So when you look to see how far your exit is, it shows " 0.4 miles " on the screen... and after panicing you see "continue straight".... YOU GODDAMN PIECE OF SHIT
I like "My blinker is a WARNING. Not a Request."
#5 Mine says, "This indicator is a WARNING. Not a request."
Back when I drove a 16' box truck daily, I soon decided that once 3 cars pass me with my blinker on, I will let myself over after the 3rd car without consulting #4's feelings about the situation. Their only choice was whether to honk at me from behind, or from the ditch.
#24 Time to teach the dog the old proverb, "You are what you eat.".... You eat "my food", you are now "my food".
#34 nah, if someone calls you a pussy, you tell em, "You are what you eat, asshole."
#1 Good thing they weren't Jhoes.
#41 If you buy one of those flashlights used to find pet stains, you could steal the LEDs from it to make this glow amazingly bright.
#24 (said the fleshlight, while a nervous man drank from a cup of water as cold sweat formed on his brow)
#24 where's the option for Cig in the mouth, Smoke out the gills??
#22 When a male octopus finds a suitable mate, it will rip its dick off and throw it at her.
A vote for the lesser of two evils, is still a vote for evil. The sooner we stop supporting these two parties the better.
At a grocery store, coworker couldn't understand the lyrics. Instead of "Rock me Amadeus" I told them it was "Broccoli Hot Potatoes".... several hours later the song came on the speakers again and he hadn't figured out I was joking.
If someone calls you a pussy: "You are what you eat, Dick!"
If you assume 20 to be the average of parenthood (having your first child), then 60 would be the average age of having a great grandchild... Would you want your great grandparents deciding laws on current technology?
A metal slinky makes the same noises if you drop it while holding one end to your ear.
I don't understand how tf you get skin that perfect. Full body makeup?