12693 pts · December 4, 2015
this is my public bio. jealous?
don’t threaten me with a good time.
thanks, g!
yes
this is something i could get behind…
thoughts and prayers
this is some “hbo - hbo max - max - hbo max” shit
fuck fallon
i’d like to think so…
you’re not wrong.
we got real life hunger games before gta6…
death gets a win!
directions unclear, accidentally blew a real pumpkin.
the onion never misses
*nazi dickhead
no lies detected.
filling up the gas tank instead of just putting in $5 worth.
no, it only went towards interest.
but how does his wife greet him?
come for everything https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlZ2EyaDA1dWVud3hjZXl1MHh0OHB6dGphMGZjNGVnbmZ2MjdxcWoycSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/RkCiLT8fUW9vMPXA5J/200w.mp4
you don’t do this unless you never plan on leaving…
was literally there last week with my daughter. never once felt uncomfortable or unsafe—and i’m (a bit) overprotective. fuck this fucking republican maga fuck.
hashtag relationship goals
and nixon. and idolizing reagan. and giving up all rights after 9/11 in the name of “freedom”. and
believe it or not, some do that today. the only difference is if you don’t like or refuse to accept what’s happening or who said or did what, you label it fake news and call for boycotts. weird how that works.
hi, native floridian here. i approve this message.
i love you
just be there. that’s all they want.
you believe in “cooking”!?
not consensual…
don’t threaten me with a good time.
thanks, g!
yes
this is something i could get behind…
thoughts and prayers
this is some “hbo - hbo max - max - hbo max” shit
fuck fallon
i’d like to think so…
you’re not wrong.
we got real life hunger games before gta6…
death gets a win!
directions unclear, accidentally blew a real pumpkin.
the onion never misses
*nazi dickhead
no lies detected.
filling up the gas tank instead of just putting in $5 worth.
no, it only went towards interest.
but how does his wife greet him?
come for everything https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlZ2EyaDA1dWVud3hjZXl1MHh0OHB6dGphMGZjNGVnbmZ2MjdxcWoycSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/RkCiLT8fUW9vMPXA5J/200w.mp4
you don’t do this unless you never plan on leaving…
was literally there last week with my daughter. never once felt uncomfortable or unsafe—and i’m (a bit) overprotective.
fuck this fucking republican maga fuck.
hashtag relationship goals
and nixon. and idolizing reagan. and giving up all rights after 9/11 in the name of “freedom”. and
believe it or not, some do that today. the only difference is if you don’t like or refuse to accept what’s happening or who said or did what, you label it fake news and call for boycotts. weird how that works.
hi, native floridian here. i approve this message.
i love you
just be there. that’s all they want.
you believe in “cooking”!?
not consensual…