mrsc0tty

1729 pts ยท June 7, 2012


Wow. Someone dug up a post from a year ago just to be homophobic. I'm impressed.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Doesn't notice the ent forest showing up at helms deep, elves in lothlorien 2 feet away from his nose, how did this guy get his merit badge?

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Seriously. !,000,000 Goblins in Moria, giant hellfire demon, a hundred uruks he was just tracking, 300 Rohanians...

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Anyone else notice that Aragorn, Master Ranger Who Can Hear Orks Through Rock gets snuck up on by whole armies all the time?

13 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

OP, do you have wood for sheep?

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When the sun burns out we'll light the world with tiny glowing screens.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"I'm...in COMMAND of THE ENTERPRISE! Cuddle me MORE Spock, it's working!"

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is actually a major issue, because throat cancer is 100% curable if people actually go in for the goddamn surgery. Instead they starve.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Use the sharpened one to impale the food and EAT IT LIKE A MAN.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Only if every member of the audiennce is also lebron.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

People are smiling in los angeles like they've got fishhooks in the corners of their mouths and I'm partying on weekends.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

People are smiling in los angeles like they've got fishhooks in the corners of their mouths and I'm partying on weekends.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The day I wear a belt that doesn't hold my pants up is the day I'm shopping for a functional belt! Frivolity I say!

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It quite clearly has holes in it. It is a perforasol at best.

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Ah. But from where am I supposed to launch into the quick-cutting fast talking benedict cumbervestigation of your character?

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love dark comedy. Especially The Room.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It knows too much.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also one who is...dealing with some sort of injury, judging from the contents of your coffee table?

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Smother....

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Generally, transvestites are "original gender in a dress/mens clothes." So original gender day.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Naw naw, keep chillin.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I despise thoroughly useless umbrellas. Somewhat made up for by thoroughly lovely people, but not entirely. Get one that will stop rain.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 6