Quid pro quo, I take you outside to play, you poop for me, quid pro quo
My buddy always texts me disgusting two-girls-1-cup sorta pics. My new favorite reply.
Every. Damn. Time.
My friend posted a pic of his cat. He has the most interesting cat in the world.
Paused my DVR - Dude looks like a lady...
Best moment of SB49 - this expression
My cousin was born deaf. This is her message to her mother. She is an amazing young lady!
Please help Idaho Search & Rescue find a plane crash & survivors (see link in description)
My buddy took this pic of me at our friend's wedding. Creep Mode - ENGAGE