muzzmuzzle

4505 pts ยท February 12, 2016


Why does chasing after your car seem to happen a lot in the US??

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig and you help

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Love how you type 'ibsaw'!! I mistyped 'i' as 'ib' on my first ever android phone 17 years ago and it still crops up now, 15 phones later!! I've removed 'ib' from every single phones dictionary and it still happens! This has made my night! Thanks@davesaint01930 !!

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Someone mentioned an invisible accordion and I can't unsee it now!

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Who discovered it?? 4 skin divers!

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

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2 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

It's 16 without parental consent in Scotland

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I get this reference!! :)

3 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Commander Koenig would like to offer some caution!

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#4 they played the uncut video for this on TV at 7 o'clock pm in the UK. I was 15, boobies everywhere! Best day ever!

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You mean 'pup' culture! :)

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But if this ever-changing world in which we're livin'
Makes you give in and cry say, "Live and let die"

3 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Country and western?

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Couldn't fight sleep!

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I thought the president had a log of all calls made and meetings attended?

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think the rule is shoot first, then shout drop the knife. I'm sure studies have shown witnesses get confused about the order of the words and actions and their brains finagle it into the right order!

6 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Or even like the A-10 was feared by friendly forces

9 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Am amazing tv show (well season one was) done of the episodes were terrifying!!

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The largest land empire so far!

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Haunest tae fuck, Am so sick of yer pish, yer doin ma fuckin box in ya doss cunt, now if ya can wheest yer geggie fur two fucking minutes, ye might get yer nat king"

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Tell me this is fake?

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm usually fairly proud to be scottish, but today I'm very proud! I believe there's a genocide happening, and if nothing else, we should all err on the side of caution and boycott and denounce first ask questions after. Although I'm not sure what practical effect this will have but there is no fucking way children should be murdered!

1 year ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

For now!

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There once was a whale from nantucket...

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Now look at them yo-yos, that's the way you do it!"

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

In the 80s when you went round to a pals house, the first thing you'd do is get their kays catalogue (uk) and hold it by the spine and see where it naturally fell open. Invariably at the underwear section! Much slagging commenced! Except for my pal Kenny, his fell open at the ladies shoe section!

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Could you cut it into 4? I'm not that hungry!

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Came here to post this!

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0