mycatbert

863 pts ยท December 16, 2016


(2/2) to take a joke for what it is, and not take ourselves too seriously

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've commented this before, but: I have scars up and down my arms and thighs from self harm, and I think it's funny--sometimes we have (1/2)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As someone with scars up and down my arms and thighs, jokes like this CAN be funny--we just need to laugh and not take things seriously

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have scars from cutting all the way up my arms and down my thighs, and I find this hilarious--maybe we just need to chill and take a joke

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maybe the cat got into something sticky/messy and needed to be bathed during the winter? Wet hair and the cold of winter is not a good combo

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 4

Experiences, that's not how I read it the first time around. I'm sorry my reply came out so insensitive

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Hey, I'm really sorry, I didn't think of all the implications of your comment before replying! I'm sorry if you've had traumatizing sexual

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I like you.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Shadow of the Colossus

8 years ago | Likes 167 Dislikes 3

I'm 21. I got kicked out of a hookah bar that was 18+. Being short sucks

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Exactly! You don't need that added drama when planning a wedding. Just accept that there are homophobes on this earth and move on

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

If you don't want to be a part of my wedding.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

As a gay woman--underneath "I can't do that, it's against my religion." I can always go somewhere else for a cake

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Ditto! My sister is homophobic and transphobic, and it's kind of funny to hear her speak. It's all ignorance she doesn't want to correct.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Perhaps a bluepoint ragdoll? Although the paws aren't cream-dipped

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't know why everyone seems to be against them--those are the shittttttt

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Honestly, those are the best classes

8 years ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 0

Im a lonely person

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I have at least 5 cheap pillows on my bed for this purpose

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Maybe the prostitute can't get arrested, but the person buying can?

8 years ago | Likes 60 Dislikes 0

Bruh, I'm 21 and Id still laugh at that

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thank you! Why is this so hard for people to understand?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lesbian here: I would say penetration and the penis shape is good because of biology, but I'm 'turned on' by women

8 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

Oh! When did they announce that?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dot!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I don't get #7? Could someone please explain?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

What's the reference?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Those... those... those aren't the lyrics?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

you should at least be a little apologetic, right? I can't stand rowdy kids and apathetic parents. (2/2)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't think so. I get raising a kid must be hard, but you should at least *try* to keep your kid well behaved. And if you can't (1/2)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0