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77944 pts · November 10, 2012


Hi there internet stalker! I'm 32, a student paramedic and live in the North of the UK. I like coffee, travelling, big adventures, cats, internet, and cooking breakfast foods. I'm amazing at doing anything but what I am supposed to be doing. Awful sense of humour. I do stupid spur of the moment things which usually work out and make good stories.

Charts to improve your life. 

Points 2769
Comments 99
Views 151533

Mildly Uncomfortable / Mildly Annoying - Part 2 

Points 5
Comments 7
Views 424

Mildly Uncomfortable / Mildly Annoying - Part 3

Points 0
Comments 1
Views 180

Not too hot, Not too cold. 

Points 78
Comments 16
Views 2942

Deception

Points 19
Comments 4
Views 162

Utterly Savage Roasts - ULTIMATE EDITION

Points 143
Comments 14
Views 6582

Hard Truths from Soft Cats Ultrapost

Points 2388
Comments 308
Views 143701

Exploring Chernobyl and it's ghost city, Pripyat..

Points 3924
Comments 329
Views 87968

Savage cartoons from Mundane Adults

Points 1267
Comments 112
Views 75367

When you get utterly caught out being racist and backtrack as fast as possible. 

Points 51
Comments 11
Views 2036

Britishness Intensifies

Points 32
Comments 48
Views 355

Instant Motivational Posters at the touch of a button. 

Points 65
Comments 9
Views 4237

Adventures in Vietnam

Points 19
Comments 3
Views 1347

A Trip to the Creation Museum in Portsmouth, UK 

Points 70
Comments 34
Views 3235

Important English History

Points 18
Comments 7
Views 732

Wait... What?!

Points 68
Comments 19
Views 2812

Some really optimistic advice from the parking meter.

Points 19
Comments 1
Views 65

The most British picture in the world

Points 295
Comments 48
Views 436

When you're talking to a girl you like and a friend says good things about you

Points 63
Comments 5
Views 1961

This is my friends kitten without a name. Suggestions?

Points 21
Comments 35
Views 277

Dude, your hat...

Points 17
Comments 6
Views 62

When you're trying to convince your girlfriend to come to bed

Points 32
Comments 4
Views 14081

As a white people, I can confirm this is accurate.

Points 30
Comments 23
Views 543

It's gonna be a good day.

Points 6
Comments 4
Views 79

Pornhub comments over stock photos. Awkward.

Points 128
Comments 25
Views 3108

If there's something strange, in the neighbourhood, who you gonna call?

Points 45
Comments 10
Views 10802

*Heavy Breathing* 21 burgers you need in your life. How-to-make in description.

Points 13725
Comments 411
Views 592018

One does not simply notice..

Points 29
Comments 6
Views 292

I would like to buy that man a drink

Points 32
Comments 14
Views 105

Hard Truths from Cute Cats

Points 24
Comments 5
Views 23

Rare Photographs Of Life Inside North Korea

Points 58
Comments 29
Views 6924

Heh Heh Heh

Points 11
Comments 7
Views 79

I found it!

Points 13
Comments 5
Views 87

Oh my god facebook, that's not cool, that's not cool at all! :o

Points 23
Comments 8
Views 113

I've Died and Gone to Food Heaven.

Points 15671
Comments 845
Views 610294

You see, Ivan...

Points 5947
Comments 266
Views 317495

LONG LIVE THE KING

Points 21
Comments 3
Views 86

For the latest in feline warfare

Points 25
Comments 7
Views 136

I heard you guys liked food porn.

Points 37
Comments 18
Views 513

Heisenpug has orders to fulfil

Points 29
Comments 8
Views 89

Is this the exit? ... oh...

Points 19
Comments 4
Views 65

OUR LOVE KNOWS NO BOUNDARIES

Points 21
Comments 7
Views 74

No kitty, gravy won't come out of there

Points 21
Comments 3
Views 99

Shortest short story written

Points 27
Comments 17
Views 98

Not sure if I should upload for redhead day or kitten day?

Points 16
Comments 6
Views 1292

Does this ever cross the mind of parents?

Points 21
Comments 6
Views 78

Ain't that the truth

Points 10411
Comments 247
Views 6939
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