6118 pts ยท December 23, 2011
being flown by "Sacked Stig"?
From what I can tell, Lorde is what you get when a record exec says "I'm excited about Adele's sound, but she's too fat to be on our label."
I LOVE LORDI ...wait... who?
WHO THOUGHT PEE-WEE HERMAN WAS OK FOR KIDS EVER
I'm not going to believe this propaganda until OP posts a picture of himself wearing no shirt while riding a bear in Sochi.
No, but he has a Silmaril in his sock drawer.
Can we also end "wearing a watch and like 80-hojillion wooden-bead-bracelets"? Because I'm sick of the broclones.
Escaped slave Erasmus "Sammy" Jackson has had it with these incest-indulgant spiders in this incest-indulgant underground safehous!
It's like... why didn't they call it the NOPE bird?
Dear Sikhs: what about .mil beard/hair rules?
http://imgur.com/ePvq6g7
Yay! This is what you pay $25,000 a year for!
A NUMBER
PIGGLY!
The biggest shithead turns out to be THE READER.
You evidently write women well when they're incestuous harpies, murderously evil priestesses, sex-slave teen queens, and zombies.
They're all crying--in shame--because none of them are as heroic as Neville Longbottom.
Dammit, woman, you're not dressed like He-Man. You're dressed like Prince Adam, and who the hell wears a Prince Adam costume?
"My dog died" "So you strangled it to death?" "WHAT THE FUCK DUDE" "But, you've been shady? Why can't I question you? it's not disrespect!"
A&E, take note: Portlandia doesn't have to be a comedy.
REAL IMAGE OF JAPANESE GARDEN: http://www.vintagephoto.tv/images/rainy_day17.jpg
I was okay with the jokes and the knife thing, but... this is cry-for-help scary. I think we all need crisis counseling at this juncture.
"Well lady, this is your new bunkmate. She's in here for rape. She's like, the queen of non-consensual scissoring. And herpes. Good night!"
Fact: Lord Howe Island isn't _named after_ anyone, it is a Lord in its own right and has a voting seat in Parliament.
WHAT YEAR IS IT... ...THAT YOU WILL RELEASE HALF-LIFE 3????!
"P.S. I have, like, hand-herpes, so, like, don't put it on if you're an elf or a numenorean or a maiar. Thx, Saurie."
I am jack's snacking habit.
"The Frenchwoman replied 'SIR, THIS IS A LIGHTHOUSE.'"
Pretty sure that more fundie Christians have committed acts of terror against America than Sikhs have by a factor of "infinity".
On James May, the armor WORKS. 10/10 would survive alien apocalypse.
being flown by "Sacked Stig"?
From what I can tell, Lorde is what you get when a record exec says "I'm excited about Adele's sound, but she's too fat to be on our label."
I LOVE LORDI ...wait... who?
WHO THOUGHT PEE-WEE HERMAN WAS OK FOR KIDS EVER
I'm not going to believe this propaganda until OP posts a picture of himself wearing no shirt while riding a bear in Sochi.
No, but he has a Silmaril in his sock drawer.
Can we also end "wearing a watch and like 80-hojillion wooden-bead-bracelets"? Because I'm sick of the broclones.
Escaped slave Erasmus "Sammy" Jackson has had it with these incest-indulgant spiders in this incest-indulgant underground safehous!
It's like... why didn't they call it the NOPE bird?
Dear Sikhs: what about .mil beard/hair rules?
http://imgur.com/ePvq6g7
Yay! This is what you pay $25,000 a year for!
A NUMBER
PIGGLY!
The biggest shithead turns out to be THE READER.
You evidently write women well when they're incestuous harpies, murderously evil priestesses, sex-slave teen queens, and zombies.
They're all crying--in shame--because none of them are as heroic as Neville Longbottom.
Dammit, woman, you're not dressed like He-Man. You're dressed like Prince Adam, and who the hell wears a Prince Adam costume?
"My dog died" "So you strangled it to death?" "WHAT THE FUCK DUDE" "But, you've been shady? Why can't I question you? it's not disrespect!"
A&E, take note: Portlandia doesn't have to be a comedy.
REAL IMAGE OF JAPANESE GARDEN: http://www.vintagephoto.tv/images/rainy_day17.jpg
I was okay with the jokes and the knife thing, but... this is cry-for-help scary. I think we all need crisis counseling at this juncture.
"Well lady, this is your new bunkmate. She's in here for rape. She's like, the queen of non-consensual scissoring. And herpes. Good night!"
Fact: Lord Howe Island isn't _named after_ anyone, it is a Lord in its own right and has a voting seat in Parliament.
WHAT YEAR IS IT... ...THAT YOU WILL RELEASE HALF-LIFE 3????!
"P.S. I have, like, hand-herpes, so, like, don't put it on if you're an elf or a numenorean or a maiar. Thx, Saurie."
I am jack's snacking habit.
"The Frenchwoman replied 'SIR, THIS IS A LIGHTHOUSE.'"
Pretty sure that more fundie Christians have committed acts of terror against America than Sikhs have by a factor of "infinity".
On James May, the armor WORKS. 10/10 would survive alien apocalypse.