netabuse

6118 pts ยท December 23, 2011


being flown by "Sacked Stig"?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

From what I can tell, Lorde is what you get when a record exec says "I'm excited about Adele's sound, but she's too fat to be on our label."

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I LOVE LORDI ...wait... who?

12 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 3

WHO THOUGHT PEE-WEE HERMAN WAS OK FOR KIDS EVER

12 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I'm not going to believe this propaganda until OP posts a picture of himself wearing no shirt while riding a bear in Sochi.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No, but he has a Silmaril in his sock drawer.

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Can we also end "wearing a watch and like 80-hojillion wooden-bead-bracelets"? Because I'm sick of the broclones.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Escaped slave Erasmus "Sammy" Jackson has had it with these incest-indulgant spiders in this incest-indulgant underground safehous!

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

It's like... why didn't they call it the NOPE bird?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dear Sikhs: what about .mil beard/hair rules?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

http://imgur.com/ePvq6g7

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Yay! This is what you pay $25,000 a year for!

12 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

A NUMBER

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

PIGGLY!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The biggest shithead turns out to be THE READER.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You evidently write women well when they're incestuous harpies, murderously evil priestesses, sex-slave teen queens, and zombies.

12 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 19

They're all crying--in shame--because none of them are as heroic as Neville Longbottom.

12 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 3

Dammit, woman, you're not dressed like He-Man. You're dressed like Prince Adam, and who the hell wears a Prince Adam costume?

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

"My dog died" "So you strangled it to death?" "WHAT THE FUCK DUDE" "But, you've been shady? Why can't I question you? it's not disrespect!"

12 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 19

A&E, take note: Portlandia doesn't have to be a comedy.

12 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I was okay with the jokes and the knife thing, but... this is cry-for-help scary. I think we all need crisis counseling at this juncture.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

"Well lady, this is your new bunkmate. She's in here for rape. She's like, the queen of non-consensual scissoring. And herpes. Good night!"

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

Fact: Lord Howe Island isn't _named after_ anyone, it is a Lord in its own right and has a voting seat in Parliament.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

WHAT YEAR IS IT... ...THAT YOU WILL RELEASE HALF-LIFE 3????!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

"P.S. I have, like, hand-herpes, so, like, don't put it on if you're an elf or a numenorean or a maiar. Thx, Saurie."

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I am jack's snacking habit.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"The Frenchwoman replied 'SIR, THIS IS A LIGHTHOUSE.'"

12 years ago | Likes 218 Dislikes 3

Pretty sure that more fundie Christians have committed acts of terror against America than Sikhs have by a factor of "infinity".

12 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 3

On James May, the armor WORKS. 10/10 would survive alien apocalypse.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0