norane

384 pts ยท September 1, 2011


Kitty you aint no french bulldog.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What state? That's crazy. Im CC in Texas. Stand your ground and stop the threat.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You just convinced me to pay off my car in cash today.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Z nation is horrible compared to the other.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Sex is worth it even if youre both stinky. Just sayin.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Go home title, youre drunk.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

but.. wait. what? You shouldn't be sticking your finger in your drink, it's got germs on it. duh.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 6

I ride 10mi commute to work, and I follow all traffic laws (not that I'm an adult). I will someday be killed by a car.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

You're a fucktard. We do that to you because you endangered our lives at some point earlier on the road, but we catch up to you. Bitch.

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 12

cops are just assholes and see an easy target. Get the guy that runs the red light or the stop sign cause he is a fuck, not this group.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It's intended to get the mass of slow moving bikes past and out of the way of cars quicker than one by one.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

An organized ride: they have a rider out front that stops, checks for cars, then will direct traffic to try and get the group by.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

What a time to be alive.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Unless your boss is a complete idiot he knows what you did. It doesnt really matter, but it kinda does.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 7

You keep saying that idiom. I dont think it means what you think it means.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A non issue. Cooking is easy.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why is this fantastic? This is stupid.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fuck. That's terrible for you.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Break the circuit!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What the actual fuck.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Youre the best dad I can imagine.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Guy's

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

From the looks of your brother your wife is a hotty.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You know Ive heard when we are very young the chem in our brains is mind altering. She was trippin.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure that's like not gonna stay on rail man.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Congratulations. It's called being libertarian.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That road is too close to the house for this to be true.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Um.. Duh. Do people watch this show and just disregard the interesting bits?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ow ow ow ow ow. Make it stop.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In real life I have been shot by a .22. Not fun. Not fucking fun. True story.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0