nuke583

1696 pts · June 21, 2012


This is Salt Lick in Austin I believe. It’s BYOB. I have been drunk there once.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

GLOW CLOUD

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

From the panhandle, and I'm very upset with this post.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My biggest problem is trying to get them to work. There are so many different tutorials on you tube, but so many of them just don't work. :(

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fuck I'm high

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I work a student help desk at my community college, I had to explain that to charge a laptop, it needs to be plugged in.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I work the student help desk at my community college, I need this in my life.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a highschool senior, I mean, I'd do you.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My two front dicks are just too solid!

14 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Man, this metal grate is fantas-zzzzzzz

14 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

you take acid?

14 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Because everyone loves a Canadian backpack

14 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They're like the popcorn chicken of animals

14 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My first sexual experience.

14 years ago | Likes 551 Dislikes 6

The black guy is on the paper guys.

14 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's saying your three hour port fest can be done in secret. Thanks Google!

14 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I had someone comment on my ass, they called it a donk. And I'm a guy. What the tities.

14 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

My other hand is too busy masturbating.

14 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's a phat baby.

14 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What I feel like cooking is like.

14 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's what I said about dildos.

14 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

manbearpig

14 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Step 8: skip some steps.

14 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh yeah, step 5...didn't see that

14 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

riiight

14 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Kibble's too mainstream for me man.

14 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

If you act like a whiteboy, then you'll become a bullet sponge just like the others.

14 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 7

Look, the pilot has a really really long arm, that's all!

14 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What the hell is this clugy out of order procedure you have here.

14 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0