numlocks

1803 pts ยท March 19, 2011


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#45 Whenever I use Doordash its always "Cant find apartment left on sidewalk"

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#37 this dude rules

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#3 I have no idea wtf this guy just said

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#9 was this during his Hitler Youth days?

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#3 Hot dogs have very little protein for a meat based product.

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#23 it absolutely isnt. Most places arent gonna call and ask your previous employers about you and depending on where you live they cant say anything anyway other than confirm employment.

4 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#16 I dont know Harry Potter. What happens in the books?

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

there is no way he can still get it up

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#11 using CM Punk for this picture is perfect

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#37 Hey look someone was brave enough to not censor the meme

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#3 why'd you censor fat? FAT FAT FAT FART

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

There are a lot of words in some of these.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#149 I always see these high quality gifs from time to time on Imgur over the years. Who makes these and how do I search for them?

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#27 oh come on

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#3 I've never had a Smashburger before. Is this really what it is?

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

sorry just pictures of Batman

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#29 The melatonin actually fucks up my sleep and makes me wake up wide alert after 4 hours. I hate it.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They didnt work for Hitler. Hitler worked for THEM!

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

#1 So what he is saying is that Hitler wasn't evil enough for the Minions?

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#9 Teeth? Probably slaves

2 months ago | Likes 83 Dislikes 1

the maint guy at my apartment ripped that thing out and put an old one in lol

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#28 who actually suggested this?

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#2 Message unclear can you censor more of this?

2 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Ctrl v

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#15 Do doctors ever open someone up and be like "Ok where is that damn spleen at now?"

3 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

patreon has porn??

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#7 did this happen?

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is he late for work or something

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#23 Is this that shit where everyone tells you that you are "gifted" in fucking pre school then when school gets actually hard everyone is like "YOU'RE GIFTED WHY ARENT YOU DOING WELL?!"

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