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6706 pts · October 22, 2013


Órale whey!

2 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Yeah. You're welcome. Love, Casper

1 month ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

#6 Hold it, what the hell is that shit!?

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That movie really shook the pillars of heaven.

2 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Otherwise, nothing is different. You'll do great. Just, uh, try not to take offense when the doctors give you a medical label or two...

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I was 42 and my wife was 43 when our child was born. He's now 4 and he's a great kid. The worst part is just being exhausted all the time, but I think that happens regardless of age.

2 months ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 1

I think I need this crossover. CROOOOOOM!

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Never ever meet your heroes. Enjoy their performances, read their books, listen to their music. But let them have their lives waaaaaaay over there. Because it's inevitable that they're going to do something fucked up, or that you at least disagree with.

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They Live. A John Carpenter masterpiece from the 80s.

7 months ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

And all the clams you can eat!

7 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I mean, I get it if his comedy isn't everyone's cup of giggles, but I've never heard someone go, "Patton Oswalt? Fuck that guy! He's about as funny as a dead puppy!"

8 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Does anyone say otherwise? He's funny in everything he's in!

8 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Wheaties! Breakfast of champions!

8 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

No, in the Spatula district. They're in the yellow pages, under "spatula".

9 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#32 I was that little boy, too. I can still spell methylchloroisothiazolinone. Why? Idk. But it was in the shampoo.

9 months ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

That crow is the most important thing on this website.

10 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

#9 Oh, IIIIII ain't got no booooooody

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Into the mercy seat, I climb...

10 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

#37 Look, I am 30 or 40 years old, and can't deal with this level of being targeted.

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Iron Maiden? Excellent!

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

HARRUMPH!

1 year ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Anyway, go read Going Postal, it's fantastic.

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

There's a bit of plot in Going Postal about it. Without spoiling much, they use a semaphore-like system to send messages, not unlike a telegram. They're repeated down a chain of posts until they reach a destination. But there are special message instructions, too. GNU means when the message reaches the end terminal, it should be repeated back to the first terminal, and back again, forever. A person's memory remains alive as long as it is spoken. GNU keeps a name and memory alive forever.

1 year ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

#9 this is pretty silly, but as the parent of a toddler, I've definitely been that tired. And am still that tired. Oh, so very tired.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#12 well now I do!

1 year ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

#3 That's funny, I used to play bass for Unholy Meat Obelisk.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I do love all the fiddly bits around the edges.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#1 There's nothing there. Beware.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He's riding the pig! Zoooooom!

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0