occupationallycontrary

766 pts ยท May 29, 2016


so many LotR usernames already taken.

I feel a lot of bitterness in this comment...

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The wary little one watching by the door ?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He is wise in the ways of the old magic

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Good for him

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Ah! Beat me to it. ?

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

There isn't, and don't call me Shirley.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Unfortunate space oven?

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#25 you do know that other Jews were demanding his death, right? And that his message as Messiah was that he is the son of God, right?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

User beware.

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#17 I love that this could be any age of frog enthusiast. I was at peak frog admiration at 13, but mockumentary 'Cane Toads' relit it @ 27

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#1 I don't get it: "London, France, underpants?"

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My grandma has warned me daily about a snake she saw by her sidewalk, she so afraid I'll run into it 1day walking up. Imma show this to her

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#16 my issue is working with X, not asking name, everyone assumes I know X's name, and 3 years of social anxiety go by....

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Or the confused concern of the drivers. Lol

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Or the end. I didn't start snort-laughing until I got to the part where he had to shimmy-roll his ass out of on-coming traffic.

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The little flappy dog ears floating along...

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#7 makes me so anxious

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I have never birthed a child, but YES 100%. The agony is unbelievable. Also I'm terrified to squeeze a whole ass human out the tube.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

More like "celebri-tree"

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I can already feel the splinters.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"you can't prevent me from doing anything I want. Now pour that liquid directly into my cupped palms so I can lap it like a dog."

5 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

The song "A Horse With No Name" by America

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Well, that's how I wanna go, so I guess it's my funeral.

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#23 ballot cast for #2

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I had a 7th grader bolt out of the room w/o a by your leave & his mates from 6th grade told me it was for the good of the class.

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"many" !!!!

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I really wanted to see him talking to a burger or a bag of Doritos. That I would credit.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Instant backfire: my dad made me do the math and then started to tell me just how happy he got the Thanksgiving before my birth...

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Need the scent "cash money"

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I have feelings about switching the weak/strong answers. The black widow would def be like "wimp" and thor would be "oh! you absolute unit!"

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