offdahook

12922 pts · May 10, 2013


This is YOUR public profile. Write something about yourself!

Oscar Wilde had equally stupid "profound" quotes. I fucking hate Oscar Wilde.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I call bullshit. George Lucas would never take anything out of a new release. He just crams more shit into every scene.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It isn't _completetely_ functional. That's why the poor cat has such a low res.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a biologist: Male cats have vestigial cameras on their front paws.

10 years ago | Likes 92 Dislikes 0

It was his first Suber Bowl halftime show :/ can't believe they fired him after just one mistake, not giving him another chance.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Put... Put your dick in it

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'ma touch the fishy

10 years ago | Likes 963 Dislikes 6

I'm not an expert strategist, but I believe that usually when you give something a weapon, you are trying to make it dangerous to an extent.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

BOOM HEADSHOT

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's spelled "good"

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Wow, you should of became a english Teachers!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 4

Why brag about it, then?

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 6

That's a really good one, actually!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Good read, +1. I would also suggest figuring out your speakers' frequency response, and adjusting EQ accordingly to compensate.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sweet!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ford makes carriers now? :O How much are they? Is it availabe with a hybrid engine?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You made me feel sad for the spotty child :(

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Literally the first time I've seen >greentexting outside 4chan... It just looks wrong

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

No, we need Les Claypool and Mor Deadpool

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Really? My feed tells another story, but glad to hear I'm not the only one hating these bland fucks!

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 10

Wat? On the contrary, this is photographic evidence of evolution. Suck it, fundie.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 4

Reference humor is fine when done properly. Community is great, Big Bang is fucking lazy writing.

10 years ago | Likes 90 Dislikes 5

+1 for not using "life hack"

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

You don't have _really_ extremely right wing, either.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 18

I thought amber ale had something to do with missing persons or whatnot

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Do you ever just cover your food with cheese so that all is on brie?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Haven't seen it yet, but all the critics seem to agree that The Revenant is a great flick, but Leo has nothing to do with that...

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

And he died, too!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 7

As Michael Jackson put it in a song: "It don't matter if you're black or white, as long as you're either one. No yellows, purples, or reds."

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Myöhästyinkö torilta?

10 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0