offsuit57

3758 pts ยท March 30, 2015


Girlfriend and i did this last year. We had to explain it to almost everyone.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Heimdale is that you?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Both dogs are wicked smart already, this one might start to talk.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

This is marblous

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is this Hank and Dwight from the Office?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well the sun does rise and set everyday so, pretty good. I've taken many sunset pictures.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A knight in shining armor has never had their mettle tested.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who needs toes

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I said it once and I'll say it again. I can't believe she made that senior citizen give up his seat.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This seems a little wee tardid.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When you give CPR the person is basically dead. Don't worry about breaking ribs worry about doing good CPR and possibly saving a life.

8 years ago | Likes 1576 Dislikes 3

That's an American engine they use standard sockets, so it's probably a 7/16.

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 11

Get him a backpack and pulling harness add a safe amount of weight and let him pull you. Should be much better.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Fill behind it with expanding foam trim it flush and then cover it with new caulk.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

call it "Legolas"

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The I5 has an actual graphics card in it design for laptops. Unless you're trying to use it for 4K gaming or video editing take that one

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't think they know what the word flush means.

8 years ago | Likes 354 Dislikes 12

Is that twenty one pilots?

8 years ago | Likes 174 Dislikes 6

Lies you don't have a girlfriend

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

I don't mind micros on free to play games as long as they do not give any advantage. Is a good way to support the game.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I meant Gif... that's really what I meant

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was confused at first, I was thinking Michael Scott, totally different meme...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are you washing your car with dish soap like Palmolive or Dawn? That will remove the clear coat from your car.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

New to lesbianism they're having a hard time figuring out how to 69.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Worst game of Where's Waldo ever.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's a good f'n dog Brent

9 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

He looks more like Tiger Woods

9 years ago | Likes 242 Dislikes 4

Still going to win the Superbowl.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You would only need a CD drive if you were trying to load something from the CD.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Sometimes it is the whittle things in life...

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 4