oppodude

1750 pts ยท October 2, 2012


Just a simple man. If this profile gets to the front page, I won't do anything.

All cats are bastards.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Terry does love yogurt. Also "boooooone!?!"

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

But he sure is aching

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Would love to get some green pancakes!

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

My son liked it. It wasn't too horrible.

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 7

I dunno, I'm pretty entertained by this

7 years ago | Likes 136 Dislikes 1

I don't need a stiff shirt for that.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh a SOFT T shirt? I've been doing it wrong all these years.

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

My wife is a teacher and she did not laugh at all. She said that pretty much everything on this list has happened during her career.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

To clarify he removes the videos and not the heads, right? Or he only removes that videos that have heads removed?

8 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0

Should have used duct tape.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

*dildo

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 1

Patty and Violet.

9 years ago | Likes 62 Dislikes 4

Luckily they ain't too expensive.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Get a seam ripper. Works wonders on getting rid of hair caught in the rollers.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure it's actually going to get that asshole going ...

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

That's how they get the horses to pose for the statues

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As G.I. Joe taught me: "knowing is half the battle."

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's why I only buy feminine hygiene products from Shamwow

9 years ago | Likes 883 Dislikes 2

Well of course not. It was Al Cowlings' Bronco.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*for pillow

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Of course it was a dog. Didn't you see the tail wagging?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What a great hover.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So she's a personal trainer?

9 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 3

Is that a literal cock-holster? #teamhuman

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 2