MFW someone starts typing into the google browser on my computer
Calvin and Hobbs the later years..
MRW a stranger starts telling me their life story in depth.
Missing my little nugget on days like today
MFW I microwave a corndog and it splits like a mofo down the side
When you think you've found the right person and then they do something stupid.
Beep boop
How it feels to be single during the holidays..
Idontbelieveyou.gif
MRW I offend someone I hate
Recovering from surgery and all I want is a cuddle ;(
I've never been so disappointed in myself.
The most wonderful thing about college is people who are just as weird as you are.
RIP Blockbuster
life story walking around a college campus
When you realize your longest relationship has been with imgur.
My GPA right now
NEVER FORGET
I case you didn't know, Russians lost control of a gecko sex satellite...
Me after eating an entire tray of bagel bites.
MRW my college best friend tells me she played the triangle in high school marching band.
MFW my buddies new girlfriend asks if South Africa starts at the equator...
Just wanted to brag really quick about my insanely talented cousin who makes all of this by hand in his studio down in NOLA
MFW someone tells me I look like a fat Matt Damon
MFW my friend asks if I've studied for our Quantum Exam tomorrow.
OKAY IMGUR, POLL TIME!!
My potatoes bring all Irish to the yard, and they're like "this famine hit hard." Damn right, this famine hit hard, I could feed you but you'll have to starve.
How do I do these things to myself?
Sharing your birthday with a holiday be like..
I think my mom and I killed the costume game.
When someone you hate cheers for the same sports team as you
MFW I readjust to get 'comfortable' when spooning
I turn 21 at midnight tonight! May the fourth be with you Imgur :D
Things you didn't know you needed to see, but do.
Dear Sandersdc, thank you for taking MY valentine to get to the front page.
I got a little wrapped up in Christmas
Any title I came up with did Tweety no justice
My life today.
The worst part about feeling alone is the silence that comes after admitting it to yourself.
The moment I realized I shouldn't be looking for roommates on Craigslist..
Imgurians with parents who have cancer- did you feel like you lost who they were to you before they went through it?
BRCA Test Results came back Negative, HAPPY DANCE TIME!
When you think you've found the right person and then they do something stupid.
My outlook on finals
When the guy next to me in lecture pulls out his phone with a text from "MY BABY❤️
Somehow in my, celebratory state, I got this awesome picture at new years!
Turned my computer off and noticed something weird on my screen... Turns out the sun was just strong enough haha
I love Friday because it means I can get drunk and watch Parks & Rec on Netflix. God Bless.
MRW I introduce myself to a guy at the bar and he says "Oh I remember you, I fixed your computer."
MFW a cute guy asks for my number at the bar and I drunkly mistype it.
Well my longest relationship is now officially with Imgur. Happy two years you fine thang you.
User Sub I need your (realistic and not creepy) help! How do I let a guy know I'm interested in being more than friends?
There's a reason I'm wearing my maxi-dress today..
When I open my pantry and can only find crunchy peanut butter..
Stepping in something wet when you're wearing socks
When everyone else is excited to leave college for the holidays and you're not.
Moved into my new apartment today.
A little message to everyone who should be studying right now but is actually browsing imgur so much that they're looking at usersub.