optimisticpessimism

21952 pts · June 19, 2012


My hobbies include macaroni necklace making, traveling (18 countries so far), and becoming fluent in languages. Proud Boilermaker and Enginerd. Mountains >>> Beach http://i.imgur.com/2Z3Zo8D.gif

MFW someone starts typing into the google browser on my computer

Points 21
Comments 4
Views 166

Calvin and Hobbs the later years..

Points 16
Comments 2
Views 337

MRW a stranger starts telling me their life story in depth.

Points 120
Comments 16
Views 132

Missing my little nugget on days like today

Points 124
Comments 7
Views 718

MFW I microwave a corndog and it splits like a mofo down the side

Points 21
Comments 7
Views 247

When you think you've found the right person and then they do something stupid.

Points 7
Comments 2
Views 118

Beep boop

Points 13
Comments 41
Views 491

How it feels to be single during the holidays..

Points 19
Comments 22
Views 139

Idontbelieveyou.gif

Points 9
Comments 3
Views 46

MRW I offend someone I hate

Points 12
Comments 0
Views 582

Recovering from surgery and all I want is a cuddle ;(

Points 50
Comments 16
Views 28419

I've never been so disappointed in myself.

Points 37
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Views 1184

The most wonderful thing about college is people who are just as weird as you are.

Points 4
Comments 2
Views 61

RIP Blockbuster

Points 74
Comments 10
Views 112

life story walking around a college campus

Points 30
Comments 14
Views 110

When you realize your longest relationship has been with imgur.

Points 154
Comments 21
Views 379

My GPA right now

Points 74
Comments 16
Views 240

NEVER FORGET

Points 9
Comments 7
Views 190

I case you didn't know, Russians lost control of a gecko sex satellite...

Points 11
Comments 8
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Me after eating an entire tray of bagel bites.

Points 9
Comments 3
Views 239

MRW my college best friend tells me she played the triangle in high school marching band.

Points 40
Comments 9
Views 1466

MFW my buddies new girlfriend asks if South Africa starts at the equator...

Points 21
Comments 1
Views 378

Just wanted to brag really quick about my insanely talented cousin who makes all of this by hand in his studio down in NOLA

Points 28
Comments 0
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MFW someone tells me I look like a fat Matt Damon

Points 15
Comments 7
Views 60699

MFW my friend asks if I've studied for our Quantum Exam tomorrow.

Points 8
Comments 3
Views 130

OKAY IMGUR, POLL TIME!!

Points 8
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Views 127

My potatoes bring all Irish to the yard, and they're like "this famine hit hard." Damn right, this famine hit hard, I could feed you but you'll have to starve.

Points 129
Comments 16
Views 344

How do I do these things to myself?

Points 16
Comments 3
Views 274

Sharing your birthday with a holiday be like..

Points 2
Comments 3
Views 1354

I think my mom and I killed the costume game.

Points 5
Comments 5
Views 112

When someone you hate cheers for the same sports team as you

Points 31
Comments 6
Views 933

MFW I readjust to get 'comfortable' when spooning

Points 29
Comments 12
Views 7194

I turn 21 at midnight tonight! May the fourth be with you Imgur :D

Points 110
Comments 8
Views 194

Things you didn't know you needed to see, but do.

Points 250
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Views 46

Dear Sandersdc, thank you for taking MY valentine to get to the front page.

Points 40
Comments 11
Views 346

I got a little wrapped up in Christmas

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Comments 2
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Any title I came up with did Tweety no justice

Points 23
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Views 159

My life today.

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Comments 9
Views 49

The worst part about feeling alone is the silence that comes after admitting it to yourself.

Points 32
Comments 7
Views 227

The moment I realized I shouldn't be looking for roommates on Craigslist..

Points 4
Comments 7
Views 154

Imgurians with parents who have cancer- did you feel like you lost who they were to you before they went through it?

Points 16
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Views 182

BRCA Test Results came back Negative, HAPPY DANCE TIME!

Points 18
Comments 4
Views 2117207

When you think you've found the right person and then they do something stupid.

Points 9
Comments 10
Views 139

My outlook on finals

Points 16
Comments 9
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When the guy next to me in lecture pulls out his phone with a text from "MY BABY❤️

Points 20
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Views 1912

Somehow in my, celebratory state, I got this awesome picture at new years!

Points 77
Comments 7
Views 174

Turned my computer off and noticed something weird on my screen... Turns out the sun was just strong enough haha

Points 10
Comments 5
Views 109

I love Friday because it means I can get drunk and watch Parks & Rec on Netflix. God Bless.

Points 92
Comments 16
Views 30467

MRW I introduce myself to a guy at the bar and he says "Oh I remember you, I fixed your computer."

Points 18
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Views 143

MFW a cute guy asks for my number at the bar and I drunkly mistype it.

Points 70
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Views 247

Well my longest relationship is now officially with Imgur. Happy two years you fine thang you.

Points 16
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Views 149

User Sub I need your (realistic and not creepy) help! How do I let a guy know I'm interested in being more than friends?

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Views 162

There's a reason I'm wearing my maxi-dress today..

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Views 188

When I open my pantry and can only find crunchy peanut butter..

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Views 154

Stepping in something wet when you're wearing socks

Points 196
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Views 545

When everyone else is excited to leave college for the holidays and you're not.

Points 40
Comments 10
Views 480

Moved into my new apartment today.

Points 18
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Views 64

A little message to everyone who should be studying right now but is actually browsing imgur so much that they're looking at usersub.

Points 64
Comments 6
Views 99
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