I’m shocked! Shocked! Well, not that shocked…
Those that don’t learn from the past something something…
Like a rat leaving a sinking ship
How it started versus how it’s going
It’s Wednesday, July 29, my dudes
Looks like someone is about to get a visit from the Secret Service
How did that work out in Iraq?
Mood
That’s a penis!
This is how democracy dies
Narcissistic Personality Disorder Level 1,000
TACO-IN-CHIEF
Team acorn is just plain nuts
How dare they show consumers the true cost of tariffs!
What in the Florida Man?
Open the fuckin’ straight, you crazy bastard!
Impeach the treasonous taco
Only 85%?
Thanks, JD!
Umm, put your… never mind
Happy Kang and Kodos Day, Earthlings
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Impeach the taco
So 32 is the limit?
Who brags about disfiguring someone?!
Jokes on them, Americans don’t even know what a liter is
About to get my drin
Thanks, Obama
Two Weeks for Too Weak TACO
For the dozens of sports fans here
Inboxes today be like
That’s a bold strategy, Cotton.
Trump’s lackeys continue to sink lower with their petty bullshit
Right to jail
You OK, America?
Take a closer look at that bruise…
No fair! You promised not to call me on my bullshit.
The fuck we are
Dementia Don and Arnold Palmer’s Schlong