orangefactorfive

158142 pts ยท September 16, 2016


I live in a broken down shack, distilling my precious thoughts into corporate boilerplate vinegar.

I'd be more concerned about whether that upward smoke stream is going to start a fire, or just stain the lamp.

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The original book, "Mrs. Frisby and the Rats of NIMH," is a worthwhile read.

3 days ago | Likes 67 Dislikes 0

That may be first class, and he earned it. However, Coach seating in the 1960s would look better than most "First Class" sections today.

1 week ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Trunkfetti

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's no picnic for the pedestrians either.

1 week ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

You can buy any house for 10 silver coins, assuming the coins are either very valuable or very large.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A scene from that mini-series that was on VH1 when they weren't playing the Jacksons mini-series.

1 week ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

"You caught me. I'm every monster."

2 weeks ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Let's face it, those folks got shunned by the fun-smothering folks at the First and Second Presbyterian Churches for a reason. The third one is where you find out what the Gomorrahites were up to.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

John, because he's been going around telling everyone that you slept your way to the top.

3 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Pure gold can be pounded into a very thin coating. You can get 300 square feet of gold leaf from an ounce of gold. You can buy gold leaf to put on food or craft items. So, if you took all that stuff and recovered the gold, you might not get much for it.

3 weeks ago | Likes 57 Dislikes 3

You don't see too many performers today doing the "both hands in my pockets, slightly writhing" stance.

1 month ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

"See, that's her right next to the Slender Man!"

1 month ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

I had one of these. There was a bit of a ghosting effect on the games when I used it. And a bizarre electronic noise with a psychedelic screen flicker if you switched to another game without turning the console off first.

1 month ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I had no idea Alice Cooper was a Glam Goth.

1 month ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

For light to orbit Earth 7.5 times a second, we would need a wee bit more gravity.

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

She'll be riding "Waaaaaaiiiiiilllldfiiiiirrrrre!"

1 month ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

So, like the Pie Eating Contest in Stand By Me?

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Now find all 900 Koroks in that.

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Who knew JFK was a Hefeweizen?

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They left out Virgil and Tennyson.

1 month ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 1

Not if you hate flipping but love treasure hunting through tons of rat-infested trash.

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The rhythmic stomping sound in Cecelia was recorded in the same Hollywood Hills house where the Beatles song "Blue Jay Way" was written. That's one talented house.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"...but by the time I reached their little red-brick house, Carrie and her father were gone."

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What kind of lens is on that camera? At first it looked like the people in the foreground were tiny.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You'll never be able to fully clean that batter gizmo.

2 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 3

The Ninjas in numbers 1, 2, and 4, followed by the Cannibalistic Patterson Clan in #3 who wanted to have me over for dinner.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's all well and good until you meet St. Peter while you're standing over a trapdoor to Perdition and he says the only way you can get into Heaven is to perfectly recite the lyrics from "Come Together" and then explain, in one minute or less, how the Winthorp and Valentine turned the tables on the Duke brothers in the trading sequence at the end of the movie.

2 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 3