originalhuman

39763 pts · May 8, 2020


The pale turd was not invited to a chess game?

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I just learned a good way to deal with the real Russian whores. In the season finale of House of Dragons, Roddy Stark shows exactly how to give such people a “proper fucking!”

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Your ejaculatory muscles are magnificent, good pal!

2 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And now, you’ll never know you were gay, @OP

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I’m disappointed enough that it’s not another pestilent maggot that died

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Classic shit stain

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do you also rent out penises?

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

hot wheels is their shit stain of a governor?

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

One of the best humans

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Kids probably mad that he shit himself after that restaurant. But you can’t say it was the food; babies shit themselves all the time

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

1. Why are police blocking off the car?
2. Why are so many police blocking the car?
3. Who diverted city police to this flaccid nonsense?

2 weeks ago | Likes 65 Dislikes 0

They’re taking away the jobs of big, strong hands!!!

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

#5 i puked

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You’re not the one who’d die for Panko, are you?

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

A dog shelter let my fiancé foster a Malinois, telling her it was a chihuahua mix. I knew that was utter bullshit and figured out what she was on day 2. Despite my protest, my fiance (who is mostly sedentary) insisted on keeping her and then went to adopt her. The poor dog took to biting our dog and chewing the furniture. she still wouldn’t take it back. My fiance finally took her back to the shelter after she peed on my couch. My thought was “bitch, this is what got you?”

2 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Junk closet, maybe?

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#20 what?

3 weeks ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

This is why these things are done in developing countries, where people can be more easily exploited

3 weeks ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Are the maggots buying airline carts already to celebrate their messiah?

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You’re judging the whole time, right? 😉

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fare well 🫡

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I died

1 month ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

If any of these had happened, they would be on the show 1000 Ways to Die

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Again, @OP, why are you putting yourself in places that could collapse on you? 🤦🏽‍♂️

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The camera person also didn’t react

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Feeling the fuzzies about a video with music meant to evoke the fuzzies does not translate to caring about turtles or the oceans, much less to doing anything to help them

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Still more likely probable that person’s country was not involved. Only a handful of countries have a military industry. Only some of those oppress others.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Has Ohio ever been anything to speak of?

1 month ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

I’m seeing this just as I’m returning to watching the show 1000 Ways to Die

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

“Moo, bitch! Get out the way! Get out the way! Get out the way!”

1 month ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0